gfs1ram Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 I see that the Euro Millions jackpot is £111 million tonight ! Just asking as a DCFC fan ??? CBRammette and 48 hours 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 (edited) Firstly, I'd settle the tax bill. ...Then I'd ask Muckerette what else we owe, and settle those too! Oh wait... I hope nobody thought I meant... nah... you wouldn't... Nobody on here is that dumb... Edited September 24, 2021 by Mucker1884 StockholmRam and 48 hours 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, gfs1ram said: I see that the Euro Millions jackpot is £111 million tonight ! Just asking as a DCFC fan ??? Spend 110 of it on rescuing the club... Then face a barrage of criticism and snide comments about me cutting and running whilst trousering a million quid for myself. Ted McMinn Football Genius, Rampage, StockholmRam and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Lend the club £5m to tide us over till the takeover happens, spend the rest on a range of vices. norwichram, QuitYourJibbaJivin, Ted McMinn Football Genius and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, sage said: Lend the club £5m to tide us over till the takeover happens, spend the rest on a range of vices. Nice! ramison, sheeponacid, Taribo and 24 others 1 3 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 I'd buy every spare ticket in the stadium until admin is over, and distribute them to school kids and the unemployed. ossieram, Malty, dabber and 11 others 3 9 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Chester40 said: Spend 110 of it on rescuing the club... Then face a barrage of criticism and snide comments about me cutting and running whilst trousering a million quid for myself. Self self self. 48 hours, REDCAR, IslandExile and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Make a bid for Middlesbrough and then take them down to the National League North. Ellafella, sage, norwichram and 15 others 1 2 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Buy the club, debts and all. Make myself Manager (Wayne can stay as an advisor), stay up this season with loads of points to spare and win the FA Cup. Promotion unbeaten next season win another FA cup win and a decent run in Europe. Third season win the Premier league and have an open bus tour round Derby, stopping of in Middlesbrough outside Steve’s house to show him our pots and pans. Now where’s that ticket ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, sage said: Lend the club £5m to tide us over till the takeover happens, spend the rest on a range of vices. Half fan. If I won £111m I'd gift a couple of million to the club (but don't tell the wife) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Buy my mum a nice house. Give a bit to charity. Spend the rest on pizza most likely. Ted McMinn Football Genius, Van der MoodHoover, Coneheadjohn and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amberram Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Get b4 and his dad a season ticket Brammie Steve, uttoxram75, StockholmRam and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amberram Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Plus a pink kit Carl Sagan, 48 hours, GboroRam and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Sign Martin and Keogh. Amberram, GboroRam, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Coneheadjohn said: Sign Martin and Keogh. For the ground staff ? kevinhectoring, StockholmRam and 48 hours 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornwallRam Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 I'd spend a load on cars, women and alcohol. I'd probably waste the rest? StockholmRam, Ted McMinn Football Genius, Coneheadjohn and 2 others 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Pay off Keogh in 1 penny pieces and make him drive (oh sorry he cant) to the club every week to collect his next 1 pence. Buy the stadium off Mel and sell it to my wife, then get her to sell it back to me, then sell it to my son, then back to me, then to me son, then get him to sell it to my wife, then back to me and keep doing this on and on and on live on TV in the car park at Boro in Steve Gibsons parking spot.. Put on a gig at Pride Park with Paul Heaton headlining it and the Wedding Present as support, give all the tickets away and get @Inverurie Ram to be the host of it all. Send over a crate of Belgium beer to @Eddie, a pink kit to @B4ev6is and some koi carp to @David The rest I would just waste on stupid stuff. hydraulic ram, Miggins, Eddie and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Buy a course of driving lessons for Richard Keogh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Order myself the best funeral coz i'd die laughing, And on my headstone would be engraved "here rests Unlucky Alf here sure was unlucky" Rev, Ted McMinn Football Genius, uttoxram75 and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 26 minutes ago, hintonsboots said: For the ground staff ? Martin can play,Keogh is in charge of social events. RoyMac5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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