kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, i-Ram said: Morris sacks Rooney today, and appoints McClaren as manager. Morris announces he has got his mojo back, and Mrs Morris is happy he can throw a bit more money at his project. McClaren signs Chris Martin for £3m on a £30k pw 4 year contract from Bristol City. McClaren also signs two good wingers, plus loans two more, to play to the strengths of Martin. Morris sacks McClaren in September, after entering the dressing room in a 0-1 defeat to Millwall. Rowett is appointed manager, and changes to a 721 formation and Martin is loaned to Torquay Utd. Mrs Morris shakes her head and has Morris sectioned. ?? my favourite up to now because it's all so believable i-ram Edited July 27, 2021 by kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammy03 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 This is the tweet RadioactiveWaste and r_wilcockson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Derby approve sale of the ground to a new owner but aren't allowed to trade as DCFC any more. Fans groups brought in who have 83 Zoom meetings and agree they are going to stick it to the EFL and everyone else by calling the club 'County Under New Tenants'. Hats, flags and scarves are ordered, ready to be given out on the opening day of the new season as fans are welcomed back to the newly owned Pride Park. Boxes are ripped open with anticipation until...... jono, 1977 Ram Raider and ariotofmyown 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 18 minutes ago, BaaLocks said: Derby approve sale of the ground to a new owner but aren't allowed to trade as DCFC any more. Fans groups brought in who have 83 Zoom meetings and agree they are going to stick it to the EFL and everyone else by calling the club 'County Under New Tenants'. Hats, flags and scarves are ordered, ready to be given out on the opening day of the new season as fans are welcomed back to the newly owned Pride Park. Boxes are ripped open with anticipation until...... Now that gave me an idea. …. Bradley Johnson buys us and after we have been sent to the unibond glue sniffers midlands league by the EFL, we subsequently go in to admin. A rescue group put Bradley in charge and we are renamed Derby City. Luckily for David this means the forum doesn’t have to change its logo bimmerman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 "So, welcome to Derby, Adam Johnson". ThePrisoner, LeedsRam1999, bimmerman and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernow Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 18 hours ago, MACKWORTHRAM said: Takeover gets completed and they relocate us to Cornwall. Yes please! NewquayRam, hintonsboots, ariotofmyown and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rample Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Did anyone guess at Wazza being gotcha'd or injuring Knight? I'm going for Agent Rosenior setting Rooney up (and leaking stories) at Mel's request in attempt to force him out. ...still not ruling out Bielsa hiding in the club and taking photos either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Anything on the pie prices? No?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Mel to be on the bench v Huddersfield. ariotofmyown and ziggyram59 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plymouthram Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 The takeover is annouced and one of the consortium companies from USA is Telsa owned by Elon Musk. He puts in a measly £100m into the transfer kitty fund and takes the EFL to court over the numerous vindictive moves against the Rams. Wins the case and bankrupts the EFL who had to meet the courts cost, plus the mega fine including loss of revenue for Derby estimated at £100m. Elon Musk takes over the EFL and renames it "The Telsa Football League" He then awards Derby a 20 points start prior to the opening game of the season. All the 1st team squad get Telsa cars except the Rams skipper, who is given a battered stock car. jono 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 17 minutes ago, plymouthram said: The takeover is annouced and one of the consortium companies from USA is Telsa owned by Elon Musk. He puts in a measly £100m into the transfer kitty fund and takes the EFL to court over the numerous vindictive moves against the Rams. Wins the case and bankrupts the EFL who had to meet the courts cost, plus the mega fine including loss of revenue for Derby estimated at £100m. Elon Musk takes over the EFL and renames it "The Telsa Football League" He then awards Derby a 20 points start prior to the opening game of the season. All the 1st team squad get Telsa cars except the Rams skipper, who is given a battered stock car. If Elon Musk took over he would probably relocate our stadium to Mars, itd be a nightmare getting tickets and a nightmare getting home, especially if Leeds rocked up, they'd easily take 100k fans. Sweetness34 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, MackworthRamIsGod said: If Elon Musk took over he would probably relocate our stadium to Mars, itd be a nightmare getting tickets and a nightmare getting home, especially if Leeds rocked up, they'd easily take 100k fans. Atmosphere would be rubbish as well Sweetness34, The Scarlet Pimpernel, RoyMac5 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornwallRam Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 27 minutes ago, plymouthram said: The takeover is annouced and one of the consortium companies from USA is Telsa owned by Elon Musk. He puts in a measly £100m into the transfer kitty fund and takes the EFL to court over the numerous vindictive moves against the Rams. Wins the case and bankrupts the EFL who had to meet the courts cost, plus the mega fine including loss of revenue for Derby estimated at £100m. Elon Musk takes over the EFL and renames it "The Telsa Football League" He then awards Derby a 20 points start prior to the opening game of the season. All the 1st team squad get Telsa cars except the Rams skipper, who is given a battered stock car. So, we're 24 hours from Telsa? angieram, RoyMac5, David Graham Brown and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Derby County to provide sausages at next meeting to placate fans. RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishfan Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Corner flag leaves the club after failing to agree a new contract to include appearance fees on club statements RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Corner flag broken in training incident. Rooney says 'it's just rocked, we expect to have it back in three months'. Derby replace it with an old tea towel from Everton's training ground but EFL say we didn't have permission to use it so dock us 9 points, enough to still send us down with -1 point next season. Nishfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 9 hours ago, BaaLocks said: Atmosphere would be rubbish as well Steady on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buckley’s Dog Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Derby County to allow fans to buy tickets for matches. Ticket office answers phone. Club makes lengthy statement explaining all to fans. Manager instills professional working environment. Players go on training camp and don’t get hideously drunk as it would be unprofessional. I know these are fanciful but you never know. Seth's left foot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetness34 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 To have a chance at actually getting one right, perhaps New Away kit revealed ahead of tonight's game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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