RoyMac5 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 35 minutes ago, Coneheadjohn said: I reckon Keogh. Errr well you know... err like I said... err NO! ? Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Coneheadjohn said: I reckon Keogh. He'll be the Wardrobes appisstant. Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 EFL charge Derby for improper accounting of their P&S statements for 2016, 2017, & 2018 after the resubmitted figures are apparently calculted using a non-straught line amortisation method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w8sey Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 What i would like - Rooney resigns What ill get - Rooney signs contract extension until the summer of 2099 RadioactiveWaste and jimtastic56 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Running up a hill @ Allestree Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 3, 5 and 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 On 02/07/2021 at 15:26, Malty said: 1. sign a player 2. takeover completed 3. players go on strike 4. Rooney resigns 5. DCFC has points deducted 6. DCFC submits accounts (finally) 7. Another rebuttal of any efl news. 8. Other (please add) Who can do a poll of what we think is the most likely next-news? 1 then 6 then 2 hopefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 We are playing manure in pre season friendly https://www.dcfc.co.uk/news/2021/07/pre-season-recap-derbys-friendly-fixtures-ahead-of-202122-season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 The rifting on the Reykjanes peninsula suddenly extends a thousand miles south-easterly, and a new fissure erupts in the centre circle at Pride Park. Unlikely, I know, but not as unlikely as promotion to the Premier League next season. ramit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinhectoring Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Club announces Yankee Doodle Derby talks have broken down and MM will continue as owner for the foreseeable jimtastic56 and RadioactiveWaste 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 There will be another fan meeting, this time with a sausages. jimtastic56 and RadioactiveWaste 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StantonRam Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Rick Wakeman joins The Rams on keyboards, only to quit 5 minutes later citing "musical differences". He later admits "I thought it was a band, I didn't know it was a football team, I still offered my services, but they said that I've had so many heart operations that they couldn't find anyone who would insure me...I think I need to lie down..." Prog lives! jimtastic56 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StantonRam Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Shock news! Rick Wakeman rejoins The Rams, this time as sweeper, although he looks confused when handed a brush at Pride Park. Wakeman then quits 5 minutes later citing "musical differences" and then attempts to for a new band with ex Yes singer Jon Anderson, together with the unlikely choices of footballers Neymar and (very surprisingly) Richard Keogh. The new group then splits when it is realised that their proposed acronymic name (Wakeman, Anderson, Neymar, Keogh) might render them inadmissible to perform in a number of countries worldwide. jimtastic56 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StantonRam Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Prog lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StantonRam Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Typo...FORM a new band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 This thread is getting weirder by the hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 DCFC club statement (full corner flag) "Disco will never die - Derby County can confirm that the musical art form and expressive dacing known and loved the world over as "disco" will never be allowed to die within the confines of Pride Park Stadium and Moor Farm training complex." Followed by Exclusive: EFL to bring charges against DCFC for disco based claims. Steve Gibson of Middlesbrough FC apparently hopping mad that Derby County can somehow enjoy "Disco" and in fact should persue a policy of "suffering in silence" which is apparently a proud tradition of Middlesbrough fans. jimtastic56 and Jimbo Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Derby County will rebrand from the old hat Rams to be the Derby County Pirates and are looking also to recruit one legged players who own parrots as an equal opportunity employer. (Definitely coincidence only that one legged players will also be quite cheap). Grimbeard and jimtastic56 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WharfedaleRam Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 A naming competition launched for the four corner flags (goodness knows we see plenty pics of them on the website!) RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 47 minutes ago, WharfedaleRam said: A naming competition launched for the four corner flags (goodness knows we see plenty pics of them on the website!) Corner flag sponsorship! jimtastic56 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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