RIMBAUD Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Something to do with a lay-by and Private Derby. Ambitious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 9 hours ago, Seaside Ram said: There has gotta be an affair between players/staff and other players/staff Mrs soon . It's all we need for a full set !! ? Any of our players old enough to be married. 1 hour ago, Seaside Ram said: GB was apparently a right ladies man , trimming up the secretary at Ipswich before he came to us ‘ allegedly ‘ Wasn’t there one with Shackell or his Mrs in the Nigel era ? Burley used to live at serviced appts in Allestree. The chamber maids used to wonder where all the long dark hairs on his pillows came from as his missus who visited weekly was bleach blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 9 hours ago, Derby blood said: We make a signing at last. Ah! Now we're entering the deeper realms of fantasy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 A “5th” man is outed at the EFL” Hackers discover an email trail linking as yet un named agent provacteur to a bribe scandal within the EFL management committee and accounting oversight committee. On reviewing accounts it is found that Derby County have been making substantial profits for years from the sale of Rammie costumes to Chinese fans but these profits had been unfairly redacted from the accounts. Will Hughes re joins on a free, Jack Stretton scores a hat trick in the final friendly and Mel wins the Euromillions pledging the entire proceeds to squad rebuilding. World health organisation prove Covid leaked from an underground pie factory at the City Ground. RadioactiveWaste, Dean (hick) Saunders and 48 hours 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 33 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: Any of our players old enough to be married. Burley used to live at serviced appts in Allestree. The chamber maids used to wonder where all the long dark hairs on his pillows came from as his missus who visited weekly was bleach blonde. Didn’t he have a black Labrador? jono, RadioactiveWaste and 48 hours 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_Martin Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 12 hours ago, Seaside Ram said: There has gotta be an affair between players/staff and other players/staff Mrs soon . It's all we need for a full set !! ? could make a TV show about it, might help raise some funds? DCFC Kicks and jimtastic56 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaRam Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Anyone remember Dream Team? It’s got naff all on DCFC jimtastic56 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Morris sacks Rooney today, and appoints McClaren as manager. Morris announces he has got his mojo back, and Mrs Morris is happy he can throw a bit more money at his project. McClaren signs Chris Martin for £3m on a £30k pw 4 year contract from Bristol City. McClaren also signs two good wingers, plus loans two more, to play to the strengths of Martin. Morris sacks McClaren in September, after entering the dressing room in a 0-1 defeat to Millwall. Rowett is appointed manager, and changes to a 721 formation and Martin is loaned to Torquay Utd. Mrs Morris shakes her head and has Morris sectioned. RadioactiveWaste, David Graham Brown, WharfedaleRam and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rammieib Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Seaside Ram said: GB was apparently a right ladies man , trimming up the secretary at Ipswich before he came to us ‘ allegedly ‘ Wasn’t there one with Shackell or his Mrs in the Nigel era ? Yep - Hit on a friend in Zanzibar one night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaRam Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, i-Ram said: Morris sacks Rooney today, and appoints McClaren as manager. Morris announces he has got his mojo back, and Mrs Morris is happy he can throw a bit more money at his project. McClaren signs Chris Martin for £3m on a £30k pw 4 year contract from Bristol City. McClaren also signs two good wingers, plus loans two more, to play to the strengths of Martin. Morris sacks McClaren in September, after entering the dressing room in a 0-1 defeat to Millwall. Rowett is appointed manager, and changes to a 721 formation and Martin is loaned to Torquay Utd. Mrs Morris shakes her head and has Morris sectioned. Is it worrying that I don’t actually think that’s far fetched and could actually happen ? i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 hour ago, i-Ram said: Morris sacks Rooney today, and appoints McClaren as manager. Morris announces he has got his mojo back, and Mrs Morris is happy he can throw a bit more money at his project. McClaren signs Chris Martin for £3m on a £30k pw 4 year contract from Bristol City. McClaren also signs two good wingers, plus loans two more, to play to the strengths of Martin. Morris sacks McClaren in September, after entering the dressing room in a 0-1 defeat to Millwall. Rowett is appointed manager, and changes to a 721 formation and Martin is loaned to Torquay Utd. Mrs Morris shakes her head and has Morris sectioned. Has someone loaned you their TARDIS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malty Posted July 27, 2021 Author Share Posted July 27, 2021 Rooney finally had a shave and looks smart for a change, rather than an extra from Oliver. jono, 48 hours, Premier ram and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, hintonsboots said: Didn’t he have a black Labrador? No, thats the chief scout, he doubles-up with a white stick. Edited July 27, 2021 by Grumpy Git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFox1993 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Away Kit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 21 minutes ago, Brammie Steve said: Has someone loaned you their TARDIS? Who has loaned me his Tardis. ColonelBlimp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Now you mention it, that sounds like the guy I saw coming out of PP this morning. jimtastic56 and Malty 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 hour ago, rammieib said: Yep - Hit on a friend in Zanzibar one night. This thread is getting weirder by the hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimeram Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 hour ago, i-Ram said: Morris sacks Rooney today, and appoints McClaren as manager. Morris announces he has got his mojo back, and Mrs Morris is happy he can throw a bit more money at his project. McClaren signs Chris Martin for £3m on a £30k pw 4 year contract from Bristol City. McClaren also signs two good wingers, plus loans two more, to play to the strengths of Martin. Morris sacks McClaren in September, after entering the dressing room in a 0-1 defeat to Millwall. Rowett is appointed manager, and changes to a 721 formation and Martin is loaned to Torquay Utd. Mrs Morris shakes her head and has Morris sectioned. Not that far fetched though i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 In a piece of delightfully petty one upmanship, it is revealed that the american invesors are Charlie and Frank from "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" sparking a bitter rivalry with Wrexham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Malty said: Rooney finally had a shave and looks smart for a change, rather than an extra from Oliver. I was thinking more Shameless than Oliver Malty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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