Grimbeard Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 5 hours ago, Dean (hick) Saunders said: Derby County will rebrand from the old hat Rams to be the Derby County Pirates and are looking also to recruit one legged players who own parrots as an equal opportunity employer. (Definitely coincidence only that one legged players will also be quite cheap). YAY! Can I tek over from Rammie? RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 (edited) On 03/07/2021 at 23:50, EtoileSportiveDeDerby said: We are playing manure in pre season friendly And we don't improve much during the season! Edited July 6, 2021 by Brammie Steve Mucker1884, RadioactiveWaste and Anag Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tram Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Ron Brooks Toyota announces a new sponsorship deal: "A goal scored by the opposition ... brought to you by Ron Brooks Toyota." Rample and RadioactiveWaste 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 The club announce that Tyson Fury has signed a 3 fight deal at Pride Park, and consequently the gypsy curse which followed us from the BBG is lifted. RadioactiveWaste, 48 hours and jimtastic56 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, hintonsboots said: The club announce that Tyson Fury has signed a 3 fight deal at Pride Park, and consequently the gypsy curse which followed us from the BBG is lifted. Then reinstated after Fury loses 2 of the bouts. 48 hours and jimtastic56 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rample Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages 2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere 3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others 4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above 5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m 6. EFL launch investigation into above 7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs 8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours 9. We appeal 10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m 11. EFL launch investigation into above 12. Rooney re-registers as a player 13. EFL blocks it 14. Rooney resigns 15. Commitee of coaches takes over again 16. DCFC submits accounts 17. EFL launch investigation into above 18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages 19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied 20. Mel tries to join SPL 21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction 22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages 23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us 24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager RadioactiveWaste, nogbad van 50, NI RAM and 11 others 1 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Ram Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 I'm hoping it's an announcement that we can buy tickets for the games coming up asap ? Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Rample said: 1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages 2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere 3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others 4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above 5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m 6. EFL launch investigation into above 7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs 8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours 9. We appeal 10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m 11. EFL launch investigation into above 12. Rooney re-registers as a player 13. EFL blocks it 14. Rooney resigns 15. Commitee of coaches takes over again 16. DCFC submits accounts 17. EFL launch investigation into above 18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages 19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied 20. Mel tries to join SPL 21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction 22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages 23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us 24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager Busy rest of the window then! jimtastic56 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 ‘Wayne Rooney’s Derby County manager Wayne Rooney confirms it’s coming home’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Lapsang Souchong tea available at Half Time. jimtastic56 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 9 hours ago, Phoenix said: Lapsang Souchong tea available at Half Time. They've stopped serving it pre-match?! David Graham Brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, RoyMac5 said: They've stopped serving it pre-match?! Economies have to be made, to pay off Keogh. jimtastic56 and RoyMac5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tram Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 A couple of missing receipts are found down the back of the desk - and our revised accounts show that we're not in debt after all. Rample, David Graham Brown and Jourdan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Graham Brown Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Mel finds out he’s got enough cash in nectar points to clear all DCFC debts. Jourdan and Rample 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRammette Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 hour ago, David Graham Brown said: Mel finds out he’s got enough cash in nectar points to clear all DCFC debts. I got an email from Tesco clubcard reminding me i have vouchers about to expire. Perhaps he had some of those he can add too to fund signings? God we're bored arent we Ruud Aralliss and David Graham Brown 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dethorn Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 12:37, RadioactiveWaste said: Then reinstated after Fury loses 2 of the bouts. who did he beat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atherstoneram Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 5 hours ago, CBRammette said: I got an email from Tesco clubcard reminding me i have vouchers about to expire. Perhaps he had some of those he can add too to fund signings? God we're bored arent we If only garages still gave away triple Greenshield stamps,we could have all sent them into PP for Rooney to have a look through the players for sale book David Graham Brown and CBRammette 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetness34 Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 (edited) Anyone have Rooney to injure one of our players? at this point, nothing could ever be unbelievable. So with in mind, my prediction is a Derby Player to crash whilst drink driving to bring us full circle…. And we get to live it all again and again like some sort of Hell. what did we do so wrong in past lives? ? Edited July 26, 2021 by Sweetness34 Im an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 OK, so then next thing has got to top wayne being farted on in a hotel room and wayne injuring one of our players for three months. Humm. I'm going to go for Wayne is financially involved in the takeover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetness34 Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said: OK, so then next thing has got to top wayne being farted on in a hotel room and wayne injuring one of our players for three months. Humm. I'm going to go for Wayne is financially involved in the takeover. I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised at all. 5 years from now he’s penniless and we don’t exist RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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