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5 hours ago, Dean (hick) Saunders said:

Derby County will rebrand from the old hat Rams to be the Derby County Pirates and are looking also to recruit one legged players who own parrots as an equal opportunity employer.

(Definitely coincidence only that one legged players will also be quite cheap).

YAY!  Can I tek over from Rammie?

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1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages

2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere

3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others

4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above

5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m

6. EFL launch investigation into above

7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs

8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours

9. We appeal

10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m

11. EFL launch investigation into above

12. Rooney re-registers as a player

13. EFL blocks it

14. Rooney resigns

15. Commitee of coaches takes over again

16. DCFC submits accounts

17. EFL launch investigation into above

18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages

19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied

20. Mel tries to join SPL

21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction

22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages

23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us

24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager

 

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3 hours ago, Rample said:

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages

2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere

3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others

4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above

5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m

6. EFL launch investigation into above

7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs

8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours

9. We appeal

10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m

11. EFL launch investigation into above

12. Rooney re-registers as a player

13. EFL blocks it

14. Rooney resigns

15. Commitee of coaches takes over again

16. DCFC submits accounts

17. EFL launch investigation into above

18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages

19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied

20. Mel tries to join SPL

21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction

22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages

23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us

24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager

 

Busy rest of the window then!

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5 hours ago, CBRammette said:

I got an email from Tesco clubcard reminding me i have vouchers about to expire. Perhaps he had some of those he can add too to fund signings? God we're bored arent we

If only garages still gave away triple Greenshield stamps,we could have all sent them into PP for Rooney to have a look through the players for sale book

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  • 2 weeks later...

Anyone have Rooney to injure one of our players?

at this point, nothing could ever be unbelievable. So with in mind, my prediction is a Derby Player to crash whilst drink driving to bring us full circle…. And we get to live it all again and again like some sort of Hell.

 

what did we do so wrong in past lives? ?

Edited by Sweetness34
Im an idiot
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2 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

OK,

so then next thing has got to top wayne being farted on in a hotel room and wayne injuring one of our players for three months. Humm.

I'm going to go for Wayne is financially involved in the takeover.

 

I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised at all.

 

5 years from now he’s penniless and we don’t exist 

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