Guess the next news to come out of DCFC

[Seaside Ram]

There has gotta be an affair between players/staff and other players/staff Mrs soon . It's all we need for a full set !! ?

[atherstoneram]

Alonso to be named head of recruitment

[Brammie Steve]

John Terry to come in as Rooney's No 2.*

*Assistant that is!

[kevinhectoring]

Mel needs scan after weekly meeting with Rooney 

[Sheikh n Bake]

Rooney turning up to training drunk. He's the next Gazza.

[RadioactiveWaste]

22 minutes ago, Seaside Ram said:

There has gotta be an affair between players/staff and other players/staff Mrs soon . It's all we need for a full set !! ?

That's a good one.

I remember the good old Tudgiy's wife and george Burley rumour.

[hintonsboots]

Someone in the club will announce they are transitioning, and then be sold to Chelsea Ladies for 25 million thus ending the EFL embargo.

[MackworthRamIsGod]

8 minutes ago, hintonsboots said:

Someone in the club will announce they are transitioning, and then be sold to Chelsea Ladies for 25 million thus ending the EFL embargo.

Its gotta be Maxine Bird.

[kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong]

Aliens land on the pitch during the Notts county friendly,demand to know who the leader is,whereupon the manager is snatched away to be 'probed' but promptly return fifteen minutes later when all of the aliens get crabs and end up in the daily mail.

And the world is saved.

Derby however still go into administration as they now owe two zillion galactic groats compensation to two 21 year olds from proxima centauri.

Just our luck.

 

Edited July 26, 2021 by kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong

[hintonsboots]

1 minute ago, kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong said:

Aliens land on the pitch during the Notts county friendly,demand to know who the leader is,whereupon the manager is snatched away to be 'probed' but promptly return fifteen minutes later when all of the aliens get crabs and end up in the daily mail.

And the world is saved.

Derby however still go into administration as they now owe two zillion galactic groats compensation to two 21 year olds from proximal centauri.

The end.

Magic mushrooms ??

[kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong]

3 minutes ago, hintonsboots said:

Magic mushrooms ??

Is the story not fantastical enough?

To be fair it is a bit too believable for Derby county at the moment.

Edited July 26, 2021 by kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong

[Derby blood]

We make a signing at last. 

[Ambitious]

Rooney to be sleeping at the training ground. 

[Leeds Ram]

Rooney's decided he's going back into training so he can injure more of our few available senior players and then talk in the press about how much of a loss they are. 

Edited July 26, 2021 by Leeds Ram

[MACKWORTHRAM]

Takeover gets completed and they relocate us to Cornwall.

[Rev]

Rooney to sit out the rest of pre-season, after furiously pulling his penis off when realising what he'd missed out on.

[Seaside Ram]

7 hours ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

That's a good one.

I remember the good old Tudgiy's wife and george Burley rumour.

 GB was apparently a right ladies man , trimming up the secretary at Ipswich before he came to us  ‘ allegedly ‘                      Wasn’t there one with Shackell or his Mrs in the Nigel era ? 

[CBRammette]

Wayne Rooney resigns saying stress of managing us has led to private issues and he needs to spend time with his family

[atherstoneram]

5 minutes ago, CBRammette said:

Wayne Rooney resigns saying stress of managing us has led to private issues and he needs to spend time with his family

Wayne Rooney buys the club as a gift to Colleen so he can spend more time with his family

[jimtastic56]

Mel announces that he has found a tin , under his bed with £50 million in it. It is from all the Oooooo’s we have sold on shirts. The EFL back off and the club is saved!