Chester40 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Being famous meaning you can suddenly claim expert knowledge and get smoke blown up your backside for things you know nothing about. Meghan writing a children's book (Sarah Ferguson did the same)...so she is now claiming to be an author. Likewise, any fat celebrity who has lost weight (using a personal trainer and chef) who then sets themselves as some fitness expert with videos and diet plans. cstand, Anon and Ewe Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPlinkett Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Chester40 said: Being famous meaning you can suddenly claim expert knowledge and get smoke blown up your backside for things you know nothing about. Meghan writing a children's book (Sarah Ferguson did the same)...so she is now claiming to be an author. Likewise, any fat celebrity who has lost weight (using a personal trainer and chef) who then sets themselves as some fitness expert with videos and diet plans. Being a celeb gives you special status no doubt. Might sound harsh but when a celebrity suffers a loss of a loved one, a big thing is made of it, often followed up by selling their story. Of course i dont intend to belittle their loss but we all go through personal tragedies and loss of loved ones, often with barely a couple of days off work to get over it. Its almost like being a celebrity means their loss is greater than the rest of us. cstand and Ewe Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Aye, and when some celebrities sadly pass away, they bravely fought a battle against...us mere mortals succumb to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted June 17, 2021 Author Share Posted June 17, 2021 The big deal made about the start of the asparagus season by foodies. It is just a rather ordinary tasting bean that seems much more inefficient to grow than a normal bean for which you get loads off a single bush not a single stick. If it just looked like a normal bean but grew as a stick it would be ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 People that assume ordinary people have a clue what an asparagus is. Comrade 86 and EtoileSportiveDeDerby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 10 hours ago, Dean (hick) Saunders said: The big deal made about the start of the asparagus season by foodies. It is just a rather ordinary tasting bean that seems much more inefficient to grow than a normal bean for which you get loads off a single bush not a single stick. If it just looked like a normal bean but grew as a stick it would be ignored. New season my arse. They’ve had tinned asparagus in Morrison’s all year. i-Ram and uttoxram75 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 On 18/06/2021 at 00:04, uttoxram75 said: People that assume ordinary people have a clue what an asparagus is. …. and courgettes. The video explains, and for the record the tweet he refers to came from our very own @ariotofmyown Parsnip, ariotofmyown, uttoxram75 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 (edited) 44 minutes ago, i-Ram said: …. and courgettes. The video explains, and for the record the tweet he refers to came from our very own @ariotofmyown My tweet was not 100% truthful. I was actually brunching with @Angry Ram at the time, but by the time my poll had been completed, he had already left. (Stormed out actually because they had sold out of artisan mushy peas.) Lee's joke has not aged well though. He needs to change the "gastro pub in North London tweet" to a letter written in a traditional town centre pub in the Chilterns! Or perhaps "graffiti daubed on a wall in a strongly unionist part of Belfast". Edited June 19, 2021 by ariotofmyown i-Ram, Miggins and Angry Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted October 31, 2021 Author Share Posted October 31, 2021 My mum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Gemma Collins. Ewe Ram and Alph 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 31/10/2021 at 22:04, Grumpy Git said: Gemma Collins. I though her whole purpose in life was to be annoying? Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Football Miggins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggins Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Finding out that one coat of paint isn't going to be enough to cover and I've got to go through the whole damn tedious procedure yet again. Ewe Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Having TV and soundbars fixed up against any walls joined to neighbour should be banned. Inconsiderate pillocks having music on until 5am on a school night. It's beyond pathetic. Tried telling them politely to turn it down at unsocial hours. Nah baalocks to that. And now I'm a person who moans about it on a forum. Maybe I'm getting old, it's keeping me awake at night and I enjoy sleep before a 13 hour shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 12 hours ago, SouthStandDan said: Having TV and soundbars fixed up against any walls joined to neighbour should be banned. Inconsiderate pillocks having music on until 5am on a school night. It's beyond pathetic. Tried telling them politely to turn it down at unsocial hours. Nah baalocks to that. And now I'm a person who moans about it on a forum. Maybe I'm getting old, it's keeping me awake at night and I enjoy sleep before a 13 hour shift. Log their 'activity', record the noise experienced in your place and send the files to the council. You shouldn't have to put up with that nonsense. Reggie Greenwood and I know nothing 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 59 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said: Log their 'activity', record the noise experienced in your place and send the files to the council. You shouldn't have to put up with that nonsense. I had a similar experience in the first house I bought, the neighbours were both hairdressers and would watch Grease every Tuesday night at volume 11 and sing along with it until the early hours.... I tried everything I could to get them to stop... then one Saturday night they invited me over for a beer I think to kind of apologise....I went to the bathroom and peed in their shampoo that they used for their customers. It didnt make the constant Grease sing along go away but it did make me laugh every time I was up listening to them.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 27 minutes ago, MuespachRam said: I had a similar experience in the first house I bought, the neighbours were both hairdressers and would watch Grease every Tuesday night at volume 11 and sing along with it until the early hours.... I tried everything I could to get them to stop... then one Saturday night they invited me over for a beer I think to kind of apologise....I went to the bathroom and peed in their shampoo that they used for their customers. It didnt make the constant Grease sing along go away but it did make me laugh every time I was up listening to them.. Shampee? MuespachRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 2 hours ago, 86 Hair Islands said: Shampee? I think it was real - at least that’s how I understood what he wrote Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 3 hours ago, MuespachRam said: I had a similar experience in the first house I bought, the neighbours were both hairdressers and would watch Grease every Tuesday night at volume 11 and sing along with it until the early hours.... I tried everything I could to get them to stop... then one Saturday night they invited me over for a beer I think to kind of apologise....I went to the bathroom and peed in their shampoo that they used for their customers. It didnt make the constant Grease sing along go away but it did make me laugh every time I was up listening to them.. I can't believe you'd be so irresponsible! Have you any idea how much that salon shampoo costs? No? I'll tell you... 1 Pantene a bottle, that's how much! Miggins and MuespachRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 Wrestled some Christmas lights into my bushes this afternoon. By the end I felt about as Christmasy as The Grinch and Scrooge’s love child. Fortunately the Rams won’t spoil the rest of the day at Bristol will they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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