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i-Ram

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  1. He’s not the brightest apple in the barrel that’s true. He’s not the sharpest banana in the washing basket either. I’d go as far as to say that he’s one strawberry short of a biscuit tin.
  2. @Jourdan Sorry to put a dampener on your day, but your Carpet Right delivery has had a glitch. Tell the Mrs she will have the carpet now first thing Monday morning, but in better news she can have her underfelt tonight 👍
  3. I was in my armchair typing get rid of McClaren, as there was no way his 433 style of open attacking football would ever get us out of the Championship. I remember posting on the day, when he grinned down the camera lens with his big cheesy face, how the first sign of a big club interested in him again would turn his head. You guys need to heed what I say.
  4. The Stranglers gave me neck ache. Funny old world.
  5. I have no idea as to how we played, but looking at the stats on BBC it was a fantastic team effort to get a vital 3 points. Well done Paul Warne and the whole team. I will continue the drink fest I started in a few hours ago. I have a gig tonight but not sure I am going to make it 😊🍻🐑
  6. I can’t rely on you for a Wembley ticket can I.
  7. It says depends on your origin of birth in the manual.
  8. f***. I got the Bentley serviced yesterday thinking it would be cash on the day. Another weekend where I will have to find something else to do 🐏
  9. Did you get a D in geography Angie?
  10. I have no idea, but I thought if anyone would know it would be one of the Metropolitan liberal elite.
  11. I was thinking of you earlier. Please let me know how you get on with today’s recipe idea 😂❤️ https://www.theguardian.com/food/2024/mar/16/how-to-turn-leftover-aquafaba-into-vegan-macaroons-zero-waste-cooking-tom-hunt
  12. Bloody hell. 8 hours since anyone posted, and I have been asleep all of those. I sometimes think I am the only proper Rams fan on this board Wishing all you attendees a fantastic day. Big day, for a big club to deliver. Come on Warne. Make them all write an emotional ‘Why board’ entry, and then send them out the team thinking they are unbeatable. Come on you Rams!!!!
  13. No it’s a hard standing to the rear of your property laid by some ‘reputable’ Irish Labourers.
  14. Frankly I don’t think either team know, or are coached, how to play cagey. It’ll be a frantic end to ender, not dissimilar to Posh. Hopefully we win by the odd goal in five. Up the Rams 🐑
  15. Nah you are alright mate. Going to put all my spare money in a tin. The 18th May will be soon upon us, and I need to save some money for a black market ticket in the Rams end. This of course assumes none of my online friends invite me along as a ‘plus one’. Up the Rams❤️
  16. Just watched the news, and the M25 is closed (between J10/11) for the weekend - first time since it was opened. Sorry lads, can’t make it. Give Warne a boo for me 😂🐑
  17. Come on you lot and snap up the last 271. Ive been waiting since this thread opened to post ‘Damn, I had thought i would go to this game’.
  18. Thanks for the reply Bob. Jimmy Carr is particularly caring. He did so much good work for those poor people in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda, investing his hard earned so that they might prosper. Even didn't tell anyone. Such is his wonderful selflessness. You carry on paying his front row premium to enjoy his sometimes off colour humour, and enjoy your middle class self delusion (bit of Stewart Lee for you there). Perhaps also put this uncaring nobody on 'ignore' - I hate the idea of you feeling contempt for me.
  19. Just had a quick google of Jimmy Carr for you Bob. First thing that came up: "Why are they called Sunshine Variety coaches when all the kids look the same?" Thats your comedy hero there Bob, at his best 😀 Saw him live a couple of times too, going down the front row mocking his audience. He loves mocking people, disabled or otherwise. Ricky Gervais, who I actually find funny most of the time, was always taking the mick out of his wheelchaired producer Ash. He's had a good go at Stephen Hawking too, oh and lets not forget the disabled girl he left in the stairwell in the Office during fire escape practice. These are just quick top of the head things, I can find you a lot more examples if you want? Doubt it it would help your argument though would it you hypocrite? Were you having a go at my dwarfism with your punching down comment? How very dare you.
  20. She talks with a strange dialect, woke boy.
  21. Who was mocking her disability? I was pointing out I can’t understand her, in an amusing way. Whether you find it, or indeed her, amusing is neither here or there. Had to laugh at the irony of @Bob The Badger pulling me up on the joke. His favourite comedians include Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais. He must be going to a lot of gigs where he storms out after 5 minutes with outrage 😘
  22. I’d be there too, but my daughter is making an impassioned plea that she wants a pony.
  23. It’s helpful stuff like this that makes me despair of this forum.
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