Anag Ram

Two hours to train time! Not sure how I feel, really. So much at stake. It’s the Derby way.

Shaped like a bird to remind everyone that if they’re naughty, they’ll be in trouble with the beak.

Made me chortle

Don’t forget to stretch them first.

I think the music choices have been okay TBF. Yes, it’s loud but we’re all old gits in our area and toes are tapped. I might have one drink before the game but no more than that. I like to focus on the play, not abuse the opposition with a vocabulary of about ten words, most of them involving defecation of some kind or another.

If fans can’t get up for this game without a beer it’s a sad state of affairs. Save the drinking for after the game. I’ll have Smithers chilling the Chateau Lafite! 😊

Yes, let’s get the crowd in position well before kickoff and get the place buzzing. Close the concourse bars early.

I think Warne is trying to make everyone part of Saturday’s excitement. Training with ‘the lads’ will boost their spirits and make them feel part of a winning We can’t risk having players on the bench who aren’t fully fit. If a forward gets injured after ten minutes would either Gayle or TJJ be able to play 80? I don’t think so. Shame, because the two Ws play like, well two Ws.

You are Craig Revel Horwood and I claim my £5.

Yeah, but can he say sausages?

Haha, I always did have grand ideas…

Cheers, was thinking of going to see it. Such a tragic waste of a brilliant talent.

Bolton are 100-1 with Bet365 to finish in the top two

I’m also worried about Sunday. No more anxiety. No more obsessing over line ups, tactics, homoerotic song lyrics and flags. I might have to face real life 😊