Boycie Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 I’ve once again noticed that 3 urinals and 3 men don’t always go. The spare urinal normally the middle one is always neglected and the third person will go into the cubicle to take a jimmy riddle. What is the problem with taking the middle urinal when it’s spare? I’ll squeeze in if it’s available, but some chaps obviously feel uncomfortable ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 I think you're lookingat it the wrong way. The question should be: What kind of man, seeing 3 urinals with 2 occupied just sidles up in between them? I'll tell you what kind of man. The kind of man who becomes an internet forum moderator. Ramslad1992, EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Miggins and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 10 hours ago, RadioactiveWaste said: I think you're lookingat it the wrong way. The question should be: What kind of man, seeing 3 urinals with 2 occupied just sidles up in between them? I'll tell you what kind of man. The kind of man who becomes an internet forum moderator. Arh another trap one customer.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 11 hours ago, Boycie said: I’ve once again noticed that 3 urinals and 3 men don’t always go. The spare urinal normally the middle one is always neglected and the third person will go into the cubicle to take a jimmy riddle. What is the problem with taking the middle urinal when it’s spare? I’ll squeeze in if it’s available, but some chaps obviously feel uncomfortable ? Common courtesy to avoid bumping into two people already engaged and causing uncontrolled splashing of them , me , or the floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 11 hours ago, Boycie said: I’ve once again noticed that 3 urinals and 3 men don’t always go. The spare urinal normally the middle one is always neglected and the third person will go into the cubicle to take a jimmy riddle. What is the problem with taking the middle urinal when it’s spare? I’ll squeeze in if it’s available, but some chaps obviously feel uncomfortable ? Yup, some blokes can unashamedly stride in and take centre stage. Others of a certain age know if they don't use the only available urinal they are gonna spend the rest of the day sheepishly protesting that someone knocked their beer down their front... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Surely this is the only way to behave..... Day, DarkFruitsRam7, Boycie and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 Oh, forgot to mention that the other permutation was the cubicle was taken, left and right urinal taken just leaving the middle urinal free. The chap waited for someone to finish. Is the middle urinal cursed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 37 minutes ago, Boycie said: Oh, forgot to mention that the other permutation was the cubicle was taken, left and right urinal taken just leaving the middle urinal free. The chap waited for someone to finish. Is the middle urinal cursed? KETTLENESS (adj.) The quality of not being able to pee while being watched. http://lib.ru/ADAMS/liff.txt rammieib 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 13 hours ago, Boycie said: I’ve once again noticed that 3 urinals and 3 men don’t always go. The spare urinal normally the middle one is always neglected and the third person will go into the cubicle to take a jimmy riddle. What is the problem with taking the middle urinal when it’s spare? I’ll squeeze in if it’s available, but some chaps obviously feel uncomfortable ? Probably for the same reason the first two didn't stand next to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 I know the answer here No one likes the kind of man who strides in - sees all 3 urinals vacant, and brazenly occupies the middle one. So if only the middle one is free, and you take it, that means the L & R wee-ers have already started and will undoubtedly finish before you Leaving you stranded alone in the middle, looking to every lavatorial newcomer as if YOU are the type of man in the first example No one wants to risk being seen as the accursed middle-widdler Alph, Day, Crewton and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 I would never use a public toilet, I'd use my wardrobe when coming home pi$$ed ?, Never on any circumstances did I use it for a number 2 Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 When i go in these places i cant stop thinking about this. Kinder, Mostyn6 and richinspain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 14 hours ago, Boycie said: I’ve once again noticed that 3 urinals and 3 men don’t always go. The spare urinal normally the middle one is always neglected and the third person will go into the cubicle to take a jimmy riddle. What is the problem with taking the middle urinal when it’s spare? I’ll squeeze in if it’s available, but some chaps obviously feel uncomfortable ? It's all about maintaining social distancing. Keep 2 metres apart. No part of the body (especially including todgers) can be within two metres of your neighbour, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Surely it depends on your girth as well. If you’re a big lad, you physically couldn’t squeeze into the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, TigerTedd said: Surely it depends on your girth as well. If you’re a big lad, you physically couldn’t squeeze into the middle. Everyone surely pushes in the middle one while booming “room for a little one?” No? bcnram, TigerTedd, Mostyn6 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am Ram Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 The middle urinal is never low enough ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 hours ago, TigerTedd said: Surely it depends on your girth as well. If you’re a big lad, you physically couldn’t squeeze into the middle. Boycie and Anon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 10 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: KETTLENESS (adj.) The quality of not being able to pee while being watched. http://lib.ru/ADAMS/liff.txt Is there a word that defines certain people who enjoy being watched? And actively pursue such situations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Reverse in and start to take your trousers down getting into a squatting position. Both urinals either side are quickly vacated, stand up and take either the left or right. That’s the best way I’ve found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 With those urinals that slope down from one end, I never stand near the bottom end because that’s where it all sloshes down to. Always wait to stand at the top end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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