I came up with a great analogy for Butlins this morning when the seagulls woke me up. Not sure it’s suitable for TripAdvisor though.
Hear me out though, Butlins is like ahem, in the number 2..
Him “It’s not that bad, honestly you should try it, loads of people do it”
Her “One day maybe, I have to be in the mood to try it”
The day rolls round and after 30 seconds
Her “Get out, get out, I don’t like it, get out!”
I won’t ever ask for it again now as it will just remind me of Butlins.