FindernRam

We all want to be entertained but we probably all have different definitions: I find the 50 yard defence splitting pass collected with one touch a thing of great beauty. Others detest the tactical naivety. But for any supporter I think it depends where you are in the league. If you want to avoid relegation any point will do, no matter how you get it. If you want promotion ditto. The points are the important thing. Only if you have nothing to play for do your priorities shift to being entertained. On Saturday grind out a 3 goal lead and then and only then start to party carefully---Man U Coventry!

Just to put some facts in place here. Derby have a pass accuracy of 75% on a good day. That means we have a less than even chance of stringing 3 passes together. To get ten the odds are about 1 in 20 attempts. We average 200 passes a game so once a game we may get 10 passes completed. The odds against 50 is 1 in 2million. Even top teams say 90% accuracy will only achieve 10 passes about a third of the time.

Cambridge 1-1 Rams Sibley

That if you kissed a girl with braces you got blisters on your tongue. Who knew they meant on her teeth?

Frish and others where the "even clean under the rim" . Who cares I don't touch or look or smell under the rim..Leave them germs alone!

What are the ads that really get to you in a bad way? Some starters: Gala Bingo during The Chase: Un-funny the first time dull after the 100th. EMR: ditto Make up ads quoting some wonder chemical: What is Hyloranic acid or peptide? Holiday ad showing empty beaches or pools

ON not under?

P.S before you ask for evidence I can't remember specifics apart from Reading for the play-offs but I sat through 50 years of last home games and remember a feeling of dread boredom almost every time.

Historically Derby are bad at handling end of season pressure so I'm not optimistic until either Bolton screw up or the final whistle blows on the last day. On the bright side we are top scorers in the league and have Mr Motivator as a manager so there is hope

Newcastle run out to it at home games. There is a 9 minute version called guitar heroes (99p) download with 60ish different guitarists profits to charity.

Man in a Suitcase The Chain-F! Shetland Vera The Prisoner

My memory is that some time ago we needed a last day win against lowly opposition (Reading?) and totally fluffed it. I was never so disappointed in Derby. More so than playoff losses!

You only see them last thing on a Friday: My team always said they'd get a round tuit by the end of the week!

Wyc 2-3 Derby Collins

Pompey 1 -! Rams FRGS Collins