Urinal etiquette/unease ( again)

[Boycie]

21 minutes ago, richinspain said:

I think @Boycie might be struggling to decide which to use here. Do you go for one of the side ones, or the middle where at least you won't be touching the porcelain?

I’d still need a small step ladder to use the middle one to stop my one eyed milkman hitting the porcelain. 
 

 

 

(whom I kidding, at my age the only thing that dangles that low are my nutsacks.

[MaltRam]

I prefer to sit down for a widdle now. I appreciate a little dab of Andrex to remove the last drop or two. Shaking like I have advanced Parkinson's is no longer completely effective, and it's not a good look.

[Turk Thrust]

1 minute ago, MaltRam said:

I prefer to sit down for a widdle now. I appreciate a little dab of Andrex to remove the last drop or two. Shaking like I have advanced Parkinson's is no longer completely effective, and it's not a good look.

Yes or you get the Spot of Shame on your trousers

[Turk Thrust]

On 10/09/2023 at 20:47, Boycie said:

I’d still need a small step ladder to use the middle one to stop my one eyed milkman hitting the porcelain. 
 

 

 

(whom I kidding, at my age the only thing that dangles that low are my nutsacks.

The splashback would be horrific