Urinal etiquette/unease ( again)

[Ramslad1992]

5 minutes ago, David said:

Yes, but that's just wrong.

[Day]

4 minutes ago, Foreveram said:

You don’t get to many football matches do you?

You get more urinals than 2 as well you know, even at an away ground you have more options 

[Foreveram]

10 minutes ago, David said:

You get more urinals than 2 as well you know, even at an away ground you have more options 

I meant the sink option ?

[Boycie]

He ended up wetting himself, watch him deny it.

[Day]

8 minutes ago, Boycie said:

He ended up wetting himself, watch him deny it.

I waited next to the sink for the guy to finish and took my turn

[uttoxram75]

1 hour ago, David said:

Go on then, what do I do here when a bloke is already taking a piss and the one cubical is taken?

Swagger up like you own the place with a, "a up youth, room for a little un?"

[Wolfie]

On 23/09/2022 at 21:26, David said:

Go on then, what do I do here when a bloke is already taking a piss and the one cubical is taken?

It normally wouldn't bother me to use the second one but those two do look awfully close together

[Scott129]

Somewhat unrelated but I was in Blue Note a few years ago just washing my hands, minding my own business, when a random guy just runs in, pulls his trousers down, and takes a dump right in the middle of the trough.

There were about 5 people in this bathroom just staring at each other in complete shock as this guy just casually walks straight back out after.

Blue Note was always a hellhole but I didn't think it was THAT bad.

Edited September 26, 2022 by Scott129

[Boycie]

14 hours ago, Scott129 said:

Somewhat unrelated but I was in Blue Note a few years ago just washing my hands, minding my own business, when a random guy just runs in, pulls his trousers down, and takes a dump right in the middle of the trough.

There were about 5 people in this bathroom just staring at each other in complete shock as this guy just casually walks straight back out after.

Blue Note was always a hellhole but I didn't think it was THAT bad.

Not even wiped it before going back to dance to the Smiths?

[GboroRam]

[Mucker1884]

[Gee SCREAMER !!]

16 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said:

When I went to the Reading festival once, I chanced across some chicken bones in a polystyrene box someone had clearly been eating in a portaloo whilst taking a s***

[Gee SCREAMER !!]

On 26/09/2022 at 16:16, Scott129 said:

Somewhat unrelated but I was in Blue Note a few years ago just washing my hands, minding my own business, when a random guy just runs in, pulls his trousers down, and takes a dump right in the middle of the trough.

There were about 5 people in this bathroom just staring at each other in complete shock as this guy just casually walks straight back out after.

Blue Note was always a hellhole but I didn't think it was THAT bad.

Back in the 90's I occasionally went to the Rock House at the top of Babington Lane.  Every time, the sink in the toilet was filled with empty Red Stripe tins and people were pissing in it.  Never found out the reason behind this rather odd tradition. 

[Gaspode]

48 minutes ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said:

Back in the 90's I occasionally went to the Rock House at the top of Babington Lane.  Every time, the sink in the toilet was filled with empty Red Stripe tins and people were pissing in it.  Never found out the reason behind this rather odd tradition. 

Pleased to hear things hadn't changed by the 90s ?

Main issue was the size of the bogs - nowhere near enough urinals (seem to remeber only 1 or 2) for the number of folk that used to attend so the sink was the only option for the desperate (which a lot of folk were after spending the evening drinking in various pubs and then wandering into the Rockhouse to finish off the night out - a lot of full bladders requiring relief by then.....)

[TigerTedd]

My wife is in the hunt for Christmas pants for me. What is the prevalence of no flies in boxer shorts these days? She’s searching high and low for a pair with a fly and has done for the past few years. Am I the weird one.

What do you do without a fly? As far as I can tell there are 3 options:

1)  pull your pants down to your knees (hence why I’ve put it in this thread, I feel this would be bad etiquette).

2) go for a sit down.

3) poke your old boy over the top of the waist, which then constricts your urethra and inevitably leads to a post wee dribble. 

with such a prevalence of fly less pants for sale, there must be a majority of booked favouring these boxers. But I don’t get why.

[Boycie]

4 hours ago, TigerTedd said:

My wife is in the hunt for Christmas pants for me. What is the prevalence of no flies in boxer shorts these days? She’s searching high and low for a pair with a fly and has done for the past few years. Am I the weird one.

What do you do without a fly? As far as I can tell there are 3 options:

1)  pull your pants down to your knees (hence why I’ve put it in this thread, I feel this would be bad etiquette).

2) go for a sit down.

3) poke your old boy over the top of the waist, which then constricts your urethra and inevitably leads to a post wee dribble. 

with such a prevalence of fly less pants for sale, there must be a majority of booked favouring these boxers. But I don’t get why.

How tight are the waist bands on your under crackers?

[Day]

Flop it out over the waistband, never known to do anything different

[GboroRam]

24 minutes ago, David said:

Flop it out over the waistband, never known to do anything different

To be fair that fly is just an annoyance, a place for bits to get caught up in. Better off without it. I've never hooked my John Thomas through the hole for a pee, but it's got in the way plenty of times when I didn't want it to. 

[TigerTedd]

Hmm, interesting. Turns out I am weird. 

[richinspain]

I think @Boycie might be struggling to decide which to use here. Do you go for one of the side ones, or the middle where at least you won't be touching the porcelain?