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That if you kissed a girl with braces you got blisters on your tongue. Who knew they meant on her teeth?

Frish and others where the "even clean under the rim" . Who cares I don't touch or look or smell under the rim..Leave them germs alone!

What are the ads that really get to you in a bad way? Some starters: Gala Bingo during The Chase: Un-funny the first time dull after the 100th. EMR: ditto Make up ads quoting some wonder chemical: What is Hyloranic acid or peptide? Holiday ad showing empty beaches or pools

ON not under?

P.S before you ask for evidence I can't remember specifics apart from Reading for the play-offs but I sat through 50 years of last home games and remember a feeling of dread boredom almost every time.

Historically Derby are bad at handling end of season pressure so I'm not optimistic until either Bolton screw up or the final whistle blows on the last day. On the bright side we are top scorers in the league and have Mr Motivator as a manager so there is hope

Newcastle run out to it at home games. There is a 9 minute version called guitar heroes (99p) download with 60ish different guitarists profits to charity.

Man in a Suitcase The Chain-F! Shetland Vera The Prisoner

My memory is that some time ago we needed a last day win against lowly opposition (Reading?) and totally fluffed it. I was never so disappointed in Derby. More so than playoff losses!

You only see them last thing on a Friday: My team always said they'd get a round tuit by the end of the week!

Wyc 2-3 Derby Collins

Pompey 1 -! Rams FRGS Collins

The monster trucks were brilliant and paid for a new pitch apparently!

Derby 3-1 Blackpool Bird

Northampton 0-1 Rams FRGS Bird

I was there! I think that was my favourite strip! Course the association with the game may have influenced my choice.

Have you tried something simple like handball rules or how a toenail can be offside?

I think I'm glad my brain only sees a blue stripe! If you can conjure up that from a stripe, what on earth would you make of a chess board--no don't answer.

From when comedy was actually funny!

My Catfish ate the second Pea I dropped in and he/she is never wrong. Then it ate the fish that ate the first Pea. So: We'll finish second then whoever finishes first will go into administration and get docked 10 points!

The old saying goes: Pessimism is the triumph of experience over hope! The second one goes: Pessimist are rarely disappointed! I know both to be true but I am always an optimist.

As doctored by Princes K ???

I noticed watching a lot of TV footy how many top teams have coaches/assistant coaches that are emulating the PW look of baldness with greying beards. Trying to emulate his tactical nous. The only thing they do wrong is not wearing a bobble hat. If they did that they'd win even more games!

Question of the week: So..... Is it sorted?

Derby 2- 1 Bolton FRGS Gayle