Turk Thrust Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 27 minutes ago, ariotofmyown said: Is there a word that defines certain people who enjoy being watched? And actively pursue such situations? Urolagnia - sexual excitement with the sight or thought of urine or urination, or being watched while urinating. We all do don’t we? Or is it just me? ariotofmyown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 10 hours ago, Stive Pesley said: I know the answer here No one likes the kind of man who strides in - sees all 3 urinals vacant, and brazenly occupies the middle one. So if only the middle one is free, and you take it, that means the L & R wee-ers have already started and will undoubtedly finish before you Leaving you stranded alone in the middle, looking to every lavatorial newcomer as if YOU are the type of man in the first example No one wants to risk being seen as the accursed middle-widdler Weirdly last night in the pub I went to the toilets and there were 5 urinals and 1 bloke ...who was using the middle one. I almost made a comment; except a) I wasn't pissed enough by that point b) I had this very thought that maybe he had been left high and dry by others. I later ruminated that commenting on someone else's etiquette was even worse etiquette than their behaviour. JoetheRam, ariotofmyown and Stive Pesley 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric the half a ram Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 8 hours ago, Boycie said: Everyone surely pushes in the middle one while booming “room for a little one?” No? Or asking, is this where all the big nobs hang out? On the other hand, why do people in car parks need to park right next to each other, even in an otherwise empty car park, I usually return to my car to find other cars parked all around it as close as they can get!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 23 minutes ago, Eric the half a ram said: Or asking, is this where all the big nobs hang out? On the other hand, why do people in car parks need to park right next to each other, even in an otherwise empty car park, I usually return to my car to find other cars parked all around it as close as they can get!!! Correct! Yes, another responce. Please don’t get me started on sheep parking, I’ve parked at the deserted end of a car park before and returned to see a car parked at the side of me. Grrrr! Eric the half a ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric the half a ram said: Or asking, is this where all the big nobs hang out? On the other hand, why do people in car parks need to park right next to each other, even in an otherwise empty car park, I usually return to my car to find other cars parked all around it as close as they can get!!! Happened to us yesterday at that Carpet shop/screwfix combo on Ascot Drive. 2 other cars parked, room for maybe 20 more? Not sure if the bay markings are visible or not (don't think they were?), but we parked up outside the carpet shop. Came out and a car was so close, I was like... Eric the half a ram and Boycie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 7 hours ago, Turk Thrust said: With those urinals that slope down from one end, I never stand near the bottom end because that’s where it all sloshes down to. Always wait to stand at the top end "Sloshes"? ? Just how steep are the troughs you pizz in? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: "Sloshes"? ? Just how steep are the troughs you pizz in? ? Steep angle. And “Pizz”? Is that a cross between “piss” and “wazz”? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Turk Thrust said: Steep angle. And “Pizz”? Is that a cross between “piss” and “wazz”? I simply assumed Forum gestapo would veto any attempts to type the word piss. They better not had now though, seeing as you seem to have got away with it! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta, Boycie, TigerTedd and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 16 hours ago, Eric the half a ram said: On the other hand, why do people in car parks need to park right next to each other, even in an otherwise empty car park, I usually return to my car to find other cars parked all around it as close as they can get!!! This. Weird AF. Eric the half a ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LERam Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 (edited) I always used to avoid the middle urinal when younger, in fear. As I've got older, and more confident (and accepted it is what it is), I just roll up in the middle now. I find if you do that it goes one extreme or the other, you earn the respect and people look at you like a real man or... they think you're a weirdo and whisper behind your back in the bar Edited August 8, 2022 by LERam Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyBritishMidland Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rammieib Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 I just use the middle one. I don’t get why blokes do this except I’m sure they must have a fear of a small ? Im not saying I have anything worth shouting from the rooftops (I don’t lol) but I think it’s just weird that someone is too scared to use a urinalysis because someone is using the next one to it. People don’t have an issue with a small gap at a football stadium!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 8, 2022 Author Share Posted August 8, 2022 39 minutes ago, rammieib said: I just use the middle one. I don’t get why blokes do this except I’m sure they must have a fear of a small ? Im not saying I have anything worth shouting from the rooftops (I don’t lol) but I think it’s just weird that someone is too scared to use a urinalysis because someone is using the next one to it. People don’t have an issue with a small gap at a football stadium!! This is true, we squeeze in when it’s football. but! have you seen the weirdos hanging around the cubicles waiting their time at half time? Not that many people need a poop at half time, plus, the seat will be as wet as a Forest fan when they signed Lingard. Still weird. (the author acknowledges that some people have genuine anxiety problems with being too close to people in intimate situations, and accepts that needs must in these situations) ((don’t cancel me)) rammieib and Mucker1884 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Boycie said: have you seen the weirdos hanging around the cubicles waiting their time at half time? sniff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 8, 2022 Author Share Posted August 8, 2022 29 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: sniff. Have dump before kick off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LERam Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 58 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: sniff. Was about to say the same You can usually tell which cubicle goers are in genuine need of toilet paper..... uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 35 minutes ago, Boycie said: Have dump before kick off! snort. Boycie and Mucker1884 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Another dilemma is when the flow won’t start. Do you zip and abort or do you wait it out and raise suspicion amongst your neighbours? ? Boycie and EtoileSportiveDeDerby 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 i am a cubicle "weirdo" It's better for everyone, as i have trouble aiming, plus i like my privacy. A little poem written on a cubicle wall suits me. Hér er ró og hér er friður, hér vil ég setjast niður, hugsa mína þungu þanka, þar til einhver fer að banka, stend þá upp og sturta niður. Here is peace and here is calm Here I want to sit down Think my heavy thoughts Until someone knocks Then I stand and flush em down Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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