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Bwash_Ram

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  1. Bwash_Ram

    Beer Thread

    Just discovered this little demon, lethal stuff cant sneck too many. Got quite a strong malty/barley taste
  2. Bwash_Ram

    New joke thread

    Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I'm being stalked.
  3. Surely Mac3 has to be going to the blades
  4. I thought it was as clear as glass
  5. Bogle is an Unrivalled Player Very Creative
  6. I knew Gove reminded me of someone.
  7. SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The state takes one and gives it to your neighbor. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. EU BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM: You have 2 giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died. A GREEK CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Both are mad. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have 2 cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
  8. Bwash_Ram

    New joke thread

    I’ve just accidentally swallowed my cats tablet!! Don’t ask me-ow When Lord Nelson died he was five feet tall. On his statue in Trafalgar Square he's 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
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