JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Norman, Boycie, I know nothing and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Boycie, ramit, Miggins and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 I always brazenly go for the middle. Intimidatory tactics to scare would-be left or righters into a stall one scenario. Ultimate bathroom power play. uttoxram75 and TigerTedd 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 9, 2022 Author Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 hours ago, JoetheRam said: I always brazenly go for the middle. Intimidatory tactics to scare would-be left or righters into a stall one scenario. Ultimate bathroom power play. Alpha male! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 hours ago, JoetheRam said: I always brazenly go for the middle. Intimidatory tactics to scare would-be left or righters into a stall one scenario. Ultimate bathroom power play. Spraying across all three? That would do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 I was in Nottingham one Thursday night many years ago and went to the newly opened Walkabout pub on slab square and decided to go to the toilet. When I walked in I saw a long stainless trough and thought great no individual urinals so started to urinate thinking what time bus should I get home when I suddenly noticed someone washing their hands further way from me in the same trough and other people staring at me. I thought why am I getting dirty looks then I realised the urinals where actually behind me and I was urinating where you should be washing your hands!! Went back to my mates told them to drink up fast cause we had to leave. ?? TigerTedd, rynny, uttoxram75 and 8 others 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 10, 2022 Author Share Posted August 10, 2022 13 hours ago, cstand said: I was in Nottingham one Thursday night many years ago and went to the newly opened Walkabout pub on slab square and decided to go to the toilet. When I walked in I saw a long stainless trough and thought great no individual urinals so started to urinate thinking what time bus should I get home when I suddenly noticed someone washing their hands further way from me in the same trough and other people staring at me. I thought why am I getting dirty looks then I realised the urinals where actually behind me and I was urinating where you should be washing your hands!! Went back to my mates told them to drink up fast cause we had to leave. ?? You filthy beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 On 10/08/2022 at 00:02, cstand said: I was in Nottingham one Thursday night many years ago and went to the newly opened Walkabout pub on slab square and decided to go to the toilet. When I walked in I saw a long stainless trough and thought great no individual urinals so started to urinate thinking what time bus should I get home when I suddenly noticed someone washing their hands further way from me in the same trough and other people staring at me. I thought why am I getting dirty looks then I realised the urinals where actually behind me and I was urinating where you should be washing your hands!! Went back to my mates told them to drink up fast cause we had to leave. ?? I did a similar thing in an Asian upholstery factory I was delivering to. Saw their toilets so went in to have a quick pee. I was mid flow when a gentleman came in and exclaimed "No" whilst furiously waving his arms. He realised I was mid flow and just shook his head and left. It was then I realised that the trough was in fact where they washed their feet. I hastily retreated to my van and wheel span off the car park. ? bcnram and Rev 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 4, 2022 Author Share Posted September 4, 2022 UPDATE! I’m noticing a trend of urinal use that involves one hand on the appendage (one assumes) and the other scrolling through the mobile hand held communication device. Now, I’m not saying I need two hands (I do) but can’t one go fora slash without checking Twitter etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Boycie said: UPDATE! I’m noticing a trend of urinal use that involves one hand on the appendage (one assumes) and the other scrolling through the mobile hand held communication device. Now, I’m not saying I need two hands (I do) but can’t one go fora slash without checking Twitter etc? I assumed they were taking dicpics? It is a very worrisome development tbf. Everyone I've seen doing it all have hipster beards as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Boycie said: UPDATE! I’m noticing a trend of urinal use that involves one hand on the appendage (one assumes) and the other scrolling through the mobile hand held communication device. Now, I’m not saying I need two hands (I do) but can’t one go fora slash without checking Twitter etc? It's the new form of whistling to stave off anxiety. "How can I be looking at your c*** when I'm so engrossed in this mobile phone?". They could also be looking at a wikihow on how to piss correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 9 hours ago, Boycie said: UPDATE! I’m noticing a trend of urinal use that involves one hand on the appendage (one assumes) and the other scrolling through the mobile hand held communication device. Now, I’m not saying I need two hands (I do) but can’t one go fora slash without checking Twitter etc? Was it a Jap i phone? Anag Ram and i-Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 16 hours ago, Boycie said: UPDATE! I’m noticing a trend of urinal use that involves one hand on the appendage (one assumes) and the other scrolling through the mobile hand held communication device. Now, I’m not saying I need two hands (I do) but can’t one go fora slash without checking Twitter etc? Live stream? BucksRam and Boycie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 The urinal toilet parking spots on the floor at Pride Park are the only time I've seen everyone follow covid restrictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Go on then, what do I do here when a bloke is already taking a piss and the one cubical is taken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 On 07/08/2022 at 23:13, Boycie said: Correct! Yes, another responce. Please don’t get me started on sheep parking, I’ve parked at the deserted end of a car park before and returned to see a car parked at the side of me. Grrrr! New to this thread, but I can see why this got an angry response. Note that's response, not responce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 40 minutes ago, David said: Go on then, what do I do here when a bloke is already taking a piss and the one cubical is taken? No idea what the etiquette is like up your part of the country, but most people will wait for the cubicle to empty before taking a dump. uttoxram75, Wolfie and Day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 51 minutes ago, David said: Go on then, what do I do here when a bloke is already taking a piss and the one cubical is taken? Was the sink free? Crewton and Mucker1884 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 10 minutes ago, Ramslad1992 said: Was the sink free? Yes, but that's just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, David said: Yes, but that's just wrong. You don’t get to many football matches do you? rynny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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