Wolfie Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Sadly this one is real, not a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Just watched a film about shipbuilding - riveting..... angieram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 I was in Chester earlier and spotted a penguin. I took it to a police officer who told me to take it to the zoo. About 4 hours later the same police officer saw me and shouted, "I thought I told you to take it to the zoo". I said, "I bloody have done, I'm taking it to the cinema now". Tamworthram, rammieib, Mucker1884 and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted November 27, 2021 Share Posted November 27, 2021 Steve How Hard?, Premier ram, Ramslad1992 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 Steve How Hard?, i-Ram, Grumpy Git and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 Mick Brolly, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and JoetheRam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 Tom,Dick and Harry go off fishing, They call in the tackle shop for some worms, Sorry the man behind the counter says we have non, Following weekend they do the same, The same reply, Sorry we have no worms, This went on for a couple of weeks, Until Harry never turned up the next weekend, Now all 3 have known each other for 50+ years so were very concerned about harry. Tom and Dick go round his house, He's not there, They go to the pub , Again not there, They ask all they knew if they'd seen him, All shrugged theeir shoulders and said...nope, They pop down the church as the last hope, They ask the vicar have you seen Harry, Yes was his reply, He got married last week to Betty, Tom and Dick looked at each other in shock...you mean ugly betty the one we all cross the road as to not get to close to her because of the smell, Yes the vicar said that's her. The next weekend Tom and Dick are on their way to the tackle shop and bump into Harry, Hey man they say, We heard you got married to Ugly Betty...why?, She's got worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 I always wondered what happens to occasional furniture when it's not being furniture. Now I realise they are periodic tables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 3 hours ago, sage said: I always wondered what happens to occasional furniture when it's not being furniture. Now I realise they are periodic tables. 44 Rhuthenium 5 Boron 83 Bismuth 16 Sulphur 1 Hydrogen Rev, Spacehorse and Anag Ram 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 10 hours ago, i-Ram said: 44 Rhuthenium 5 Boron 83 Bismuth 16 Sulphur 1 Hydrogen Very clever. i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rev said: Very clever. 73 Tantalum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, i-Ram said: 73 Tantalum 84 Polonium 34 Sulphur 68 Erbium i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 7 minutes ago, Anag Ram said: 84 Polonium 34 Sulphur 68 Erbium A man recently died after a wall mounted periodic table display fell on him. The official cause of death was given as COVID, but really he only suffered a sudden exposure to the Elements. sage, Anag Ram, Bob The Badger and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 Just now, i-Ram said: A man recently died after a wall mounted periodic table display fell on him. The official cause of death was given as COVID, but really he only suffered a sudden exposure to the Elements. Are you here all week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Anag Ram said: Are you here all week? Periodically. rammieib 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Alph, TimRam, i-Ram and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Miggins and Bob The Badger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Steve How Hard?, I know nothing and Tamworthram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 On 01/12/2021 at 15:33, Steve How Hard? said: Clearly they were exaggerating. As are you, especially in cold weather. Steve How Hard? and ramit 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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