uttoxram75 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 ramit, Wolfie and Bob The Badger 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: “We don’t give in and we don’t stop. We are relentless and in the end we usually get to where we want to be.” Gary Neville uttoxram75 and ramit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Datdo-Dishes Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Two young lads go for a drive. They come to a set of traffic lights on red, and he drives straight through them. "what are you doing"? "Bob's teaching me drive and he always goes through a red light". "it's madness", said the passenger. They come to another set of lights on red and he does the same. After similar protestations, the driver explained that Bob was teaching him to drive and always goes through on red. They come to a third set of lights, which are on green this time. As they reach the line he slams the brakes on. Having pealed his face off the windscreen, the passenger asks what the hell is he doing, to which the driver replied "what do you mean, Bob might be coming the other way..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Hans Datdo-Dishes said: Two young lads go for a drive. They come to a set of traffic lights on red, and he drives straight through them. "what are you doing"? "Bob's teaching me drive and he always goes through a red light". "it's madness", said the passenger. They come to another set of lights on red and he does the same. After similar protestations, the driver explained that Bob was teaching him to drive and always goes through on red. They come to a third set of lights, which are on green this time. As they reach the line he slams the brakes on. Having pealed his face off the windscreen, the passenger asks what the hell is he doing, to which the driver replied "what do you mean, Bob might be coming the other way..." Oh how I hanker for the good old days of Irish stereotyping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Wolfie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Everyone I know my age is an adult. I can't help thinking I'm just in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksRam Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick. She still won't talk to me. TimRam and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 A lawyer representing a wealthy art dealer called him and said “Mate, I have good and bad news for you” The art dealer replied, “I’ve had a terrible day, give me the good news first.” “Well”, he said, “ I met with your wife yesterday and she told me she had bought two pictures for £5000 and she thinks they might be worth £5- 10 million !” “Fantastic woman, my wife, and a very smart businesswoman too!” said the art dealer. “What’s the bad news?” The lawyer replied, “the pictures are of you banging your secretary” Steve How Hard?, Rev, Mick Brolly and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 ??? Steve How Hard?, richinspain, i-Ram and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2tups Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 11 hours ago, Parsnip said: ??? Jotters for someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 3 hours ago, 2tups said: Jotters for someone. Rewatched it twice...still don't get what they said wrong. Bit confused why Nicola is in a school uniform but presumably that was explained later? Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 uttoxram75 and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 I CANT FIND THE EFFING LID FOR MY EFFING BIRO!!?? ? Sorry about that chaps, I've got a lot of pen top frustration at the moment. Steve How Hard?, Wolfie, i-Ram and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Sadly a Derbyshire wedding photographer died yesterday when a wheel of Cheddar being delivered to a wedding reception fell on his head. To be fair, the guests being photographed did try to warn him. Bob The Badger, uttoxram75, Parsnip and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 3 hours ago, sage said: Sadly a Derbyshire wedding photographer died yesterday when a wheel of Cheddar being delivered to a wedding reception fell on his head. To be fair, the guests being photographed did try to warn him. Ooh, that's horrendous. Did he suffer a slow and painful death, or was it over in a flash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Ooh, that's horrendous. Did he suffer a slow and painful death, or was it over in a flash? I blame the delivery driver, he should have dropped it off more caerphilly Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 2 hours ago, sage said: I blame the delivery driver, he should have dropped it off more caerphilly Cheesily done Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, BaaLocks said: Cheesily done Tennis player Ivanesivic started imitating ex Chelsea player Gianfranco.........GorgonZola ? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 3 hours ago, sage said: I blame the delivery driver, he should have dropped it off more caerphilly That's harsh. Not very feta blame the driver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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