ramit Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 8 hours ago, PistoldPete said: Clearly they were exaggerating. As are you, especially in cold weather. In addition, the angle of the proposed dangle is uselessly vertical, heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 On 01/12/2021 at 15:33, Steve How Hard? said: #snowballs Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 On 01/12/2021 at 15:33, Steve How Hard? said: You are Pinocchio and I claim my £5. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 I was driving home tonight and a policeman stopped me and asked me to blow into his bag I said 'why?' He replied 'my chips are too hot' Miggins, Bob The Badger and Reggie Greenwood 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 OUTSIDER, ilkleyram, sheeponacid and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said: Terrific. He’s me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Mick Brolly and Bob The Badger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 03/12/2021 at 07:59, Anag Ram said: Terrific. He’s me! Posted the man... on social media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 A man turned up at A&E with 6 toy horses stuck up where the sun don't shine. Doctors described him as "stable" TimRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Looks like my milks gone bad… Steve How Hard?, RoyMac5, sheeponacid and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted December 9, 2021 Share Posted December 9, 2021 34 minutes ago, TimRam said: For a moment I thought I was on the coronavirus thread. But it's an easy mistake to make as it is now a bigger joke than any on this thread. TimRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sufferingfool Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 (edited) Edited December 10, 2021 by Sufferingfool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruud Aralliss Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 A friend stole a kitchen utensil. She said it was a whisk she had to take. angieram, Miggins and TimRam 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 (edited) Saw this offer on Gumtree, had to buy it. "Portable radio for sale, good condition but volume knob is stuck on max. Bargain £10 " I couldnt turn it down. Edited December 11, 2021 by Bwash_Ram uttoxram75, TimRam, Alph and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 All these puns we get bombarded with on here are all well and good, but it's so difficult trying to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac, as they always take things literally. I know nothing and Alph 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 My pork butchers midlands warehouse has been attacked by arsonists. Burning ham? No, its just outside Coventry., I know nothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 uttoxram75 and EtoileSportiveDeDerby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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