sage Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 minute ago, uttoxram75 said: Thank god for that, thought it was a prince Andrew joke at first........ I have several of those but I think David may not like them on the Forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, sage said: I have several of those but I think David may not like them on the Forum If I've told you nonce I've told you a thousand times.... Ramslad1992 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Steve How Hard?, Premier ram and Mick Brolly 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Bob The Badger, Premier ram, Steve How Hard? and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimRam Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 I've started work in a giant keyboard factory. So far, I've put in several long shifts. GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Steve How Hard?, Premier ram, Rev and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimRam Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 How much does a roof cost? Nothing, it's on the house. SSD, Steve How Hard? and I know nuffin 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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uttoxram75 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 I recently entered a competition in an Astronomy magazine. I didn't win but I got a constellation prize. Premier ram, Steve How Hard? and Mick Brolly 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 I've just seen that there is a nudist convention in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Strike 1! i-Ram, Tamworthram, Wolfie20 and 4 others 2 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Man pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning looking girl. He smiles at her and winds his window down. She smiles back and winds her window down. He says to her, "Have you farted as well?" uttoxram75, Wolfie, Mick Brolly and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Some great Barry Cryer jokes doing the rounds today RIP old chap Quote A woman walks past a petshop and sees a magnificent parrot in the window. She rushes inside and says, 'How much for the parrot?' '£5,' says the shopkeeper. 'Only £5? I've got to have it,' says the woman. 'Why's it so cheap?' 'Well, I must confess, it was brought up in a brothel,' said the shopkeeper. 'And, to put it politely, it has quite an extensive vocabulary.' 'Never mind,' says the woman. 'At that price, I'll take it.' So she takes the parrot home, puts its cage in the living room and takes the cover off. 'New place - very nice,' says the parrot. Then the woman's two daughters walk in. 'New place, new girls - very nice,' says the parrot. Then the woman's husband walks in, and the parrot says, 'Oh hello, Keith!' Steve How Hard?, Rev, Sufferingfool and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 see also Quote Jesus Christ is brought before Pilate, and Pilate says, "Jesus of Nazareth, you are sentenced to die. But you may choose the manner of your death." Jesus says, "What are my choices?" Pilate says, "You can be crucified or you can be stung to death by bees." Jesus says, "Well, the bees thing seems undignified, so I choose crucifixion" Which is why we do this (crosses self) instead of this (frantically tries to ward off crazed attacking bees). Ramrob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Fun Fact: Soul legend Bill Withers has a brother who invented the call waiting service. His name is Bear. Steve How Hard? and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Seems only fitting to have a Barry Cryer joke The cockerel A man is driving down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He goes to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. A woman opens it and he says: "I appear to have killed your cockerel. I'd like to replace him.' She replies: "Please yourself, the hens are round the back."' Rev, Stive Pesley and Steve How Hard? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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