GboroRam Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Do you wear glasses and a mask? You may be entitled to condensation. Steve How Hard?, uttoxram75 and FindernRam 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 EtoileSportiveDeDerby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Is it true Spiderman never washes because he can't get out of the bath? If Batman can fly why does he need the Batmobile? If Superman is sensitive to Kryptonite why doesn't he wear full PPE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Premier ram and Bob The Badger 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 cstand and EtoileSportiveDeDerby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Why don't the other reindeers have a red nose like Rudolph. It's because they can't stop as quick as him. TimRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 2 hours ago, 1of4 said: Why don't the other reindeers have a red nose like Rudolph. It's because they can't stop as quick as him. Not sure if it’s due to the glass of wine followed by a glass of whiskey but, you’ll have to explain this one to me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Tamworthram said: Not sure if it’s due to the glass of wine followed by a glass of whiskey but, you’ll have to explain this one to me ? Oooh, mixing grape and grain, you little tinker ?? I'm sticking to wine but I don't get it either ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I started writing an explanation, but changed my mind. I got the joke when I heard it last Christmas and that was after a glass of malt whisky, most of a bottle of Merlot and three or four glasses of port. Seeing as it's the season of goodwill. Just one hint then, think of reindeers in line, nose to tail, when pulling a sleigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, 1of4 said: I started writing an explanation, but changed my mind. I got the joke when I heard it last Christmas and that was after a glass of malt whisky, most of a bottle of Merlot and three or four glasses of port. Seeing as it's the season of goodwill. Just one hint then, think of reindeers in line, nose to tail, when pulling a sleigh Right, so Rudolph is in front? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 15 minutes ago, 1of4 said: I started writing an explanation, but changed my mind. I got the joke when I heard it last Christmas and that was after a glass of malt whisky, most of a bottle of Merlot and three or four glasses of port. Seeing as it's the season of goodwill. Just one hint then, think of reindeers in line, nose to tail, when pulling a sleigh Big respect for your drinking habits although I would take a Malbec before a Merlot. ??? Gritstone Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Surely the red nose will be because he doesn’t stop in time, as in he smashes his nose in the ensuing collision? Therefore it appears the others all manage to stop quicker than him? Either way, as joke telling goes, when you get into discussions like this, it’s time to call it a day, and consider a day job! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 49 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Surely the red nose will be because he doesn’t stop in time, as in he smashes his nose in the ensuing collision? Therefore it appears the others all manage to stop quicker than him? Either way, as joke telling goes, when you get into discussions like this, it’s time to call it a day, and consider a day job! ? I think I get it now @1of4. Did the others have brown noses because of where there noses ended up? The only thing worse than a bad joke is a bad joke you have to explain. ? rynny, Mucker1884 and Gritstone Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Not exactly new joke but a good one from Andy Carroll: Steve How Hard?, TimRam, Mucker1884 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Miggins, Mick Brolly, I know nothing and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Brolly Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 EtoileSportiveDeDerby and cstand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 On 17/12/2021 at 11:49, Bwash_Ram said: Always wondered what ‘Bwash’ was short for! ramit, cstand, Tamworthram and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted December 31, 2021 Author Share Posted December 31, 2021 1. Just covered my shoes in Bubble Wrap....... now popping to the shops. 2. I could go on forever about how I change the colour of certain herbs............ but I dye cress 3. Highlight pens will be the next big craze.............mark my words! 4. I was so ugly when I was young my nickname was "Seaweed" cos not even the tide would take me out. 5. My dad was a Siamese twin.........his brother was my uncle on my father's side, once removed. 6. Last time I went to Blackpool I rode on a donkey......…..took me two weeks to get there! 7. They say that women prefer the strong silent type......….apparently this doesn't apply to farts though. 8. My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her...................... I told her she was starting to sound just like my wife. 9. It's 10 years today that my mate Dave came running down the corridor with tears streaming down his face, screaming "Its a boy, It's a boy!"............We haven't been back to Thailand since! 10. I'm secretary of the Time Stealing Society.......I take the minutes. 11. Did my first nude painting early this evening. The neighbours weren't happy, but the front door looks great! 12. I bought a book entitled “How To Scam People Online” about three months ago............. it still hasn’t arrived. 13. Boris Jonson met with the cabinet today, he also spoke to the wardrobe and argued with a chest of drawers. 14. At school we were all a bit concerned about Sex Ed..........he was the Caretaker. 15. This homeless bloke threatened to shove his newspaper up my arse........ I gave him £10 not to force the issue. 16. Was in the pub the other night with my mates when these 4 huge thugs started threatening us. "Pretend we're the Police" my mate said. Well I'd only got halfway through the first verse of "Roxanne" before they kicked the poo out of us. 17. Bought one of those Memory Foam pillows last week.....it's rubbish, I can't remember where I put it. 18. A bloke stopped me in the street and asked why I was carrying an 8ft book.........I said “It's a long story.” 19. Went to the doctors this morning with severe flatulence. As I sat in his room, he went and got a long pole with a hook on the end."Blimey, what's that for Doc'" I asked nervously. "Nothing to worry about" he said, "Just thought I'd open a window." 20. I had to dump my girlfriend, Lyndsey Doyle..........she smelt like a cricket bat dabber, Steve How Hard?, FindernRam and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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