Bwash_Ram Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 cstand and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bob The Badger Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 i-Ram, I know nothing, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksRam Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts had just been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe they may have found Pharaoh Roche. Mick Brolly and Mostyn6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 maxjam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. Mick Brolly, RoyMac5, Anag Ram and 2 others 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Mick Brolly, cstand and Norman 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 On 01/01/2022 at 17:24, Bob The Badger said: Who are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 TimRam, Miggins, cstand and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Joke courtesy of Jethro, bless him. I went to the doctor and said I’ve got diarrhoea and it’s hereditary. The doctor said you’re mistaken, diarrhoea isn’t hereditary. I said well it’s in my jeans. cstand, Premier ram, TimRam and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 6 hours ago, richinspain said: Who are they? You should know her dad and one of her brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 29 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said: You should know her dad and one of her brothers. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 15 minutes ago, richinspain said: ? richinspain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 8 hours ago, richinspain said: Who are they? They are friends of Royalty. Norman, EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Miggins and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Just lifted this off Facebook and it amused me. I must warn you this is a Dave joke. I apologise in advance if I offend anyone called Dave .... Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone famous there is to know" "Go on - Just name someone, anyone, and I bet that know them" Tired of his boasting, his boss decides to call Dave's bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "Not a problem boss" "Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door. Tom Cruise is at home and answers the door himself and shouts, "Dave! What's happening?" "Great to see you!" "Come on in for a beer! Although shocked and more than a little impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical and he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just pure luck. "No, no, just name anyone else then" Dave says. "President Biden!" His boss quickly retorts. "Yup" Dave says, "We're buddies from years ago" "Let's fly out to Washington and I'll show you" So they fly out to Washington and go on the Whitehouse tour" "While walking through the White House, Biden himself appears, spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise,it's great to see you again after all this time" "I was just on my way to a meeting but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up" After they leave the White House grounds the boss tells Dave that he's still not entirely convinced. Dave again implores him to name another famous person. After thinking about it for a long time the boss replies with, "The Pope!" "Sure thing!" Says Dave, "I've known the Pope for years - since before he became Pope in fact" So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Saint Peter's Square at the Vatican. Dave says, "This will never work" "I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people" "Tell you what, I know all the Pope's guards here as well so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw" "You and the Pope came out on the balcony and a Japanese tourist next to me said, to me... " "Who the hell is that on the balcony with Dave?" Premier ram, EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Rev and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 With acknowledgement to @StevoStimac EtoileSportiveDeDerby and I know nothing 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 "I've just paid £300 for a sofa from a bloke who plays drums and tambourines for a living" "Percussion?" "No, the whole thing" Mick Brolly, Alph, Steve How Hard? and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Tamworthram, Mick Brolly and Steve How Hard? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 GboroRam and Mucker1884 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 hours ago, sage said: Thank god for that, thought it was a prince Andrew joke at first........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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