Gone Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Got kicked out of the concert before it even started for kicking a football at the guy testing the mic. In my defence he asked for a 1-2 twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said: That's harsh. Not very feta blame the driver! It made a right mess. De Brie was everywhere. Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 1 hour ago, cstand said: I think you need a spirit level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Stop Right Now FFS. cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 40 minutes ago, i-Ram said: I think you need a spirit level. i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Pearl Ram said: Stop Right Now FFS. Paneerly finished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Stive Pesley, angieram, Mucker1884 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 cstand, Steve How Hard? and Mick Brolly 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 (edited) I’ve just been banned from B&Q ! Bloke asked me if I wanted decking, lucky I got the 1st punch in!!!! Edited November 18, 2021 by TexasRam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, TexasRam said: I’ve just been banned from B&Q ! Bloke asked me if I wanted decking, lucky I got the 1st punch in!!!! Old but gold ? Reggie Greenwood 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 11 hours ago, TexasRam said: I’ve just been banned from B&Q ! Bloke asked me if I wanted decking, lucky I got the 1st punch in!!!! On the B & Q subject:- There was a fire at the local B & Q store yesterday. Luckily the staff managed to save all the tins of paint, brushes and wall paper. Management said due to their bravery, they will be decorated. Mick Brolly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 My nephew fell asleep at a party we had, so I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a willy on his forehead. My sister went ducking mad when she looked in his pram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 ramit, OUTSIDER, Alph and 4 others 1 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Well they do say its 'grim up north'... EtoileSportiveDeDerby and uttoxram75 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 10 hours ago, maxjam said: Well they do say its 'grim up north'... With a touch of mad cow disease thrown in for good measure. ilkleyram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 I got home yesterday to find someone had written 'weirdo' on my front window, It took me hours to lick it off. i-Ram, Steve How Hard?, sheeponacid and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 i-Ram, Mick Brolly and EtoileSportiveDeDerby 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 On 23/11/2021 at 10:09, sage said: I got home yesterday to find someone had written 'weirdo' on my front window, It took me hours to lick it off. My favourite joke of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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