1 - Snog Martin, Marry Marriott, Avoid Waghorn (I don't him going full Brock Lesner on me...)
2 - Aya Napa 2004, England had just conceded 2 late goals to lose to France in their opening Euro 2004 game. Me & my mate decided to drown our sorrows by doing several tequila shots with a couple of birds. I have no recollection of the next 12 hours, other than waking up in hospital, wearing plastic Pjs, with a drip in me hand
3 - Tie between chucking smallish stones at passing cars (still have no idea why), or necking 4 Super Skoll to celebrate finishing my exams. My mates are still annoyed about having to carry me home that night.
4 - Curtis Davis. As I don't think he'd hog the TV all night to play Fifa...