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A few early comments pinched from the QPR forum.

 

This is a disgusting turd of a signing.

Definitely reached the 'all you can do is laugh' stage.

Also, if Chris Martin looks energetic or mobile for us it will be a damning reflection on everyone else in the squad.

I have no life and was looking at the free agents list on transfrmkt to make some suggestions on here. I saw his name and thought 'Even we aren't that desperate' turns out we are!

 

……….and my favourite

Chris Martin ?.. Make love to my discarded footware. That’s it for me. Good night Vienna. Last one out, pull the chain. I can’t take any more of this shyte. I’m doing weeding the garden from now on. FMOB on a bike.

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3 minutes ago, Old Spalding Ram said:

A few early comments pinched from the QPR forum.

 

This is a disgusting turd of a signing.

Definitely reached the 'all you can do is laugh' stage.

Also, if Chris Martin looks energetic or mobile for us it will be a damning reflection on everyone else in the squad.

I have no life and was looking at the free agents list on transfrmkt to make some suggestions on here. I saw his name and thought 'Even we aren't that desperate' turns out we are!

 

……….and my favourite

Chris Martin ?.. Make love to my discarded footware. That’s it for me. Good night Vienna. Last one out, pull the chain. I can’t take any more of this shyte. I’m doing weeding the garden from now on. FMOB on a bike.

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They are pretty pleased with the signing then by the sounds of it.

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1 hour ago, Millenniumram said:

@RoyMac5 cryin on his way to buy a QPR season ticket rn

Right. That is soooo funny. 

Don't know why so many Derby fans (really) feel the need to diss one of our best strikers in recent memory. 

Edit - no wonder we weren't looking! Championship wages. ?

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