sage Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Matt Hancock is relaunching the 'Eat Out to Help Out' campaign. Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 12 hours ago, maxjam said: I don't know, why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? Ask Mr Gervais via google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 On 20/06/2021 at 11:26, Tamworthram said: Sounds like a Tim Vine stand up show. I was picturing Milton Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Patient - Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a Pelican! Doctor - I can help you but your bill will be massive cstand, Steve How Hard?, Pearl Ram and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Premier ram, maxjam, TimRam and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Mostyn6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggins Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 How many elves does it take to tile Santa's roof? It depends how thinly you slice them. maxjam and Bob The Badger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksRam Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle It was a vile inn. Steve How Hard?, cstand, Spanish and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Why do elephants have big ears cos Noddy won’t pay the ransom RoyMac5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 11 hours ago, Foreveram said: Why do elephants have big ears cos Noddy won’t pay the ransom That must be the oldest new joke ever! Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 It’s what the younger generation now call vintage ? richinspain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 08/07/2021 at 12:29, richinspain said: That must be the oldest new joke ever! I heard it about the last time England were in a final! richinspain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 i-Ram, Rev and Wolfie20 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Mucker1884, Anag Ram, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Why did the chewing gum cross the road? The chicken trod in it! What did the German say when he trod in a cow pancake? Ach...dung! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 On 10/07/2021 at 23:54, Bob The Badger said: That's so good. ...SO GOOD, SO GOOD! cstand and uttoxram75 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 The police knocked on my door and asked “ is this your wife?” I nodded. The police said “it looks like she’s been hit by a bus” I said “ I know but she’s good with the children”. Mick Brolly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 On 22/06/2021 at 16:11, cstand said: Better make it snappy. cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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