Ramslad1992 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I will give these two a lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 TimRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Steve How Hard? and Mick Brolly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 Andrew3000, RoyMac5, i-Ram and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oomarkwright Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 I told my dad I was having my Covid jab on the 5th March. He said 'that's good. Do you know where?' I said 'yeh. In the arm!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 Prince Harry is currently at Tottenham learning how to live without a title. DesertRam and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Steve How Hard? and BriggRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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maxjam Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 One for fellow Star Wars nerds... Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Anag Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 (edited) A certain former royal couple were misquoted as saying "We are enjoying being free" Their actual words were "We are enjoying our freebies!" (do we still get sent to the Tower nowadays?) Edited March 6, 2021 by Brammie Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 7 hours ago, Brammie Steve said: (do we still get sent to the Tower nowadays?) I'm not sure but a joke that bad probably deserves it... Brammie Steve 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope , Steve Jobs , now we have no cash, no hope, no jobs , please God dont let Kevin Bacon die Mick Brolly, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and Steve How Hard? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 patient, Doctor im beginning to forget things Doctor , ok sir how long have you had this problem patient, What problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? 7, 3 to paint the giraffes, 2 to dance the foxtrot, 1 to stir the strawberry jam trough and 1 to screw in the light-bulb ariotofmyown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, ramit said: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? 7, 3 to paint the giraffes, 2 to dance the foxtrot, 1 to stir the strawberry jam trough and 1 to screw in the light-bulb Bit subtle for this lot. I think about it then believe that was a Gainsborough! ramit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Premier ram said: patient, Doctor im beginning to forget things Doctor , ok sir how long have you had this problem patient, What problem? @Brammie SteveI take it all back, you are a comedy genius! Sorry...I was once sat with my mother in law who said solemnly over dinner of my father in law, 'Well he's on a seafood diet you know ...' My head was screaming 'do not say it..' But nope she just went right on with the 'He sees food and eats it' punchline with such glee it was like she had just invented it. Ever since then I think I have lost my Dad-joke tolerance level. Edited March 8, 2021 by Chester40 uttoxram75, Premier ram and Brammie Steve 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in Liverpool. Billy walks on stage and asks “Can you please help me with my hearing ?” The Pope says “Yes” then he puts his hands on Billy’s ears and prays, he removes his hands and says “How is your hearing now ...?” “Billy replies ”I don’t know, it’s not till next Wednesday.” rammieib, i-Ram, Steve How Hard? and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 6 hours ago, ramit said: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? 7, 3 to paint the giraffes, 2 to dance the foxtrot, 1 to stir the strawberry jam trough and 1 to screw in the light-bulb How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? "None, don't bother yourselves, I'll just sit here in the datk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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