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    Farts, where do you stand?

    "I must confess, Reverend Barlow, when Lady Mordaunt entered the drawing room I was most disconcerted and was unable to follow your delightful playing on the piano forte." "Why so Miss Clifford?" I fear Lady Morndaunt had dropped her skip and I was near gagging."
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    Farts, where do you stand?

    Nope - I'll think you find that was Jane Austen.
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    I've been worrying all day about whether to start a thread on favourite sandwiches. Don't think I'll bother now, could get too cheesy and then I'd be in a right pickle with the Mods. People will be hamming it up before you know it, while some posts would just be trying to butter them up. I don't want to get into a jam. I'll stop now.
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    Farts, where do you stand?

    If you are only one that gags on that kind of top drawer bum quack, I am afraid you are really wasting your ammo. I went on a business trip to Barcelona with a great work mate of mine once. We are going down in the hotel lift and are going to jump straight in a taxi. Just before the button goes ping he lefts one go so bad I thought something had died. God knows what he had been eating - smelt like a waste food caddie kebab topped with five hard boiled eggs washed down with ten pints of real ale. As we step out smartly - I am still half CS-gassed and stumbling - as about five middle aged Spanish ladies barge in. I turn as the doors slowly close and the looks on their faces - frozen in horror. All day we just kept bursting out laughing.
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    Farts, where do you stand?

    Really? I always had you down as a cultured educated type of bloke.
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    Awesome. Always thought he/Soft Cell massively underrated.
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    At the end of day, I have always viewed the pub as very much @David 's boozer. He can bin topics if he wishes. Many is the time I have looked at the political stuff in the pub and been quite shocked by the vitriol. A couple of times I have been surprised it hasn't gone viral on other platforms, and the whole site be shut down as it was brought into disrepute. I think I would have bricked it a few times if I had been a Mod. Some the best posts I have written in the pub I have never posted as I realized an argument was already down a dead end, and so just deleted them. I think things started to get a bit stupid when people were pasting in links to other sites/material, rather than actually express themselves in text. You wouldn't go for a chat in the pub and take print offs of some bloke's PhD, would you? (maybe you would 😀). Anyway, I hope no one leaves as that would be a real shame. Things will settle down I sure. Perhaps there are things we agree just not talk about.
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    Death - Are you ready?

    Apart from the 2007-2008 season where we died every Saturday.
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    Forum Issues

    How far can we go being rude about Forest fans?
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    I would like to refer you to the updated t & c - 'Content that threatens or advocates for harm on oneself or others.' Your comment is verboten - now post a nice picture of a kitten and say three Hail Marys. I haven't got a problem with cyclists ... but ..... There is a particular type of cyclist - aged about 38-55, who does insist on wearing all the lycra (and ends up looking like an ad for black pudding or a stuffed bin liner), and he does like to chat to his mate alongside as he meanders down a lane. It's the combination of complete inconsideration for others and the ridiculous get-up that annoys. When I leave the house to drive my Roller I don't feel obliged to dress like Lewis Hamilton at Monaco; and when I make Salmon and scrambled egg for the lingerie model indoors I don't feel the need to dress like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.
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    It might take time

    Why not? You gotta think big .... Burnley are in Europe right now. BURNLEY.
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    It might take time

    Absolutely. We'll look back at ourselves in five years time when we are in the Champions League and wonder what we were fretting about.
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    v Leeds Utd (H) Match Thread

    No idea what kind of season we will have until 10 games in
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    v Leeds Utd (H) Match Thread

    This result was always going to happen sometime soon and now we can build a bridge and move on. 2 games down 44 to go. That's a possible 132 points to go with the 3 we all ready have. Wolves went up with 99 pts so Frank can do the same and still drop another 36 if he wants.
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    Random stuff that people do that annoy me

    Where does that leave people who read tabloid newspapers?

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