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On 26/01/2024 at 08:59, admira said:

United States of America: You drive for four hours. You are still in the same part of the country.

United Kingdom: You drive for two hours. The local accent has changed three times. Bread rolls have a new name.

'Bread rolls', nope, sorry you've got me there.

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40 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said:

Not sure whether to post this here, in the AI thread, or start a new thread called 'Scary S@%$ coming our way in an AI election year'

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A scary thing is that Bill Clinton was inaugurated as US president 31 years ago last week. And he's still younger today than the two likely candidates for this years election!

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1 hour ago, Stive Pesley said:

A scary thing is that Bill Clinton was inaugurated as US president 31 years ago last week. And he's still younger today than the two likely candidates for this years election!

Bill Clinton asked Monica Lewinsky if she'd like to see the Presidential clock. She of course replied yes. He unzipped and pulled it out and she said, "but that's not a clock". He said, "it will be when you put two hands and a face on it."

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