Premier ram Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Can’t believe I’ve just been sacked from my job at the calendar factory all I did was take a day off Comrade 86, GB SPORTS, David Graham Brown and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 uttoxram75, Comrade 86 and Ghost of Clough 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Alph, Highgate, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 I did work experience at the Post Office, when I was at school. I was really too young for the job. We would sit in the sorting office, listening to the radio, putting the parcels in order. Every time the music stopped, I would open one. Comrade 86, Premier ram, angieram and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 Highgate, angieram and Comrade 86 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 I went shopping the other day and told the wife to not look in the safe, Well when I was out she did, When I got back she said Alf why have you got £40k and 3 eggs in the safe. Well I said...every time I've cheated on you with another woman I put an egg in the safe, Well she said after 40 years of marriage to you that's not to bad...but what's with the £40k, I said every time I get a dozen eggs I sell them...that's why there's £40k in the safe. David Graham Brown and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 8 hours ago, Ram-Alf said: I went shopping the other day and told the wife to not look in the safe, Well when I was out she did, When I got back she said Alf why have you got £40k and 3 eggs in the safe. Well I said...every time I've cheated on you with another woman I put an egg in the safe, Well she said after 40 years of marriage to you that's not to bad...but what's with the £40k, I said every time I get a dozen eggs I sell them...that's why there's £40k in the safe. That jokes probably older than you. 🙂 David Graham Brown and Ram-Alf 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 8 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: That jokes probably older than you. 🙂 Every know and then I'll see something on TV that will remind me of a joke...mostly from Dads Army 😁 uttoxram75 and David Graham Brown 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 9 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: That jokes probably older than you. 🙂 Jethro isn't it? Ram-Alf and uttoxram75 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 (edited) This one really made me laugh (the video) Edited February 21 by Bwash_Ram I know nothing, David Graham Brown and GB SPORTS 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 GboroRam, Ram-Alf, Ghost of Clough and 13 others 1 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Ram-Alf, cstand, RoyMac5 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I couldn't find the 'Gently Amusing' thread: David Graham Brown and Ken Tram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 beardyjim, cstand, Premier ram and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leamram Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 There's a girl in our office we call lava lamp. She's lovely to look at but not very bright. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Never throw your false teeth at your vehicle. It will only denture car……….. cstand and Ken Tram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Every day I get knocked down by the same bike. It’s a vicious cycle… NottsRam77, Comrade 86, David Graham Brown and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 6 minutes ago, Turk Thrust said: Never throw your false teeth at your vehicle. It will only denture car……….. GboroRam, maxjam, cstand and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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