Eddie Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 13 hours ago, FindernRam said: Yesterday was International Women's Day apparently. With no sense of irony Screwfix sent me the daily deal post: "20% off Women's Workware!". At least today I don't have to get my own breakfast. The Memsahib said that yesterday was International Women's Day and I fell for it, asking her when International Men's Day was. "All the others" was the reply. Turk Thrust and David Graham Brown 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 2 hours ago, Eddie said: The Memsahib said that yesterday was International Women's Day and I fell for it, asking her when International Men's Day was. "All the others" was the reply. November 19th is our turn apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 12 hours ago, ilkleyram said: November 19th is our turn apparently. Nov 19 is also World Toilet Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 12 hours ago, ilkleyram said: November 19th is our turn apparently. February 29th in our house. admira, Alph, cstand and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 21 minutes ago, Wolfie20 said: February 29th in our house. 30th in ours Alph, Comrade 86, i-Ram and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 5 hours ago, Grumpy Git said: 30th in ours 6 hours ago, Eddie said: Nov 19 is also World Toilet Day. 6 hours ago, Wolfie20 said: February 29th in our house. 5 hours ago, Grumpy Git said: 30th in ours 10th March in ou... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent. 😳😂 Ken Tram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Bob The Badger, WharfedaleRam, Comrade 86 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Greenwood Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Mick Brolly, Mucker1884, Comrade 86 and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Greenwood Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Ram-Alf, i-Ram, admira and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 1 hour ago, Reggie Greenwood said: Yes, And some 40 years ago Prince Philip was killed in a kite flying accident, Ever since that sad day they've had Christopher Lee dug up and stuffed Stive Pesley and Reggie Greenwood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Brolly Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Premier ram, Ken Tram, Mucker1884 and 8 others 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Mick Brolly said: And don't wear a half-and-half scarf against Peterborough. Nobody wants to advertise that they are a Posh C***! Steve How Hard?, Ram-Alf, David Graham Brown and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 14 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: And don't wear a half-and-half scarf against Peterborough. Nobody wants to advertise that they are a Posh C***! Oh, I think even a Derby split one wouldn't be ideal if the T at the other end is hidden "he Rams C**t" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Elwood P Dowd, Comrade 86, FlyBritishMidland and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 4 hours ago, angieram said: Is that where the Wombles live 😁 David Graham Brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Not hysterically funny but it made me smile and I'm sure @Carl Sagan will like it. Ken Tram and Carl Sagan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 2 hours ago, Bob The Badger said: Not hysterically funny but it made me smile and I'm sure @Carl Sagan will like it. Wonderful! They filmed the Cosmos scene where he says this in my college. And in about three weeks I shall actually be sitting in his office in Cornell - perhaps I should bring an apple pie for the current incumbent? MaltRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Comrade 86, Scott129, Bob The Badger and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elwood P Dowd Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 On 16/03/2024 at 11:40, Carl Sagan said: Wonderful! They filmed the Cosmos scene where he says this in my college. And in about three weeks I shall actually be sitting in his office in Cornell - perhaps I should bring an apple pie for the current incumbent? I’ve often wondered about the apple pie statement, if, after inventing the universe, would you also have to somehow reinstate your desire for apple pie. a complicated problem 😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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