Stive Pesley Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 asking for a friend Ken Tram, Premier ram, Comrade 86 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 On 09/01/2024 at 11:39, Wolfie said: There needs to be a warning with every pair sold. *Please remove before going swimming* Ken Tram and Alph 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Ken Tram, Miggins, Steve How Hard? and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Ken Tram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20.00...on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.' The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said........ "PAINT MY HOUSE!" Steve How Hard?, Ken Tram, Premier ram and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Ken Tram, cstand and Premier ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 3 hours ago, TimRam said: I'm gonna don the tightest "bonnét de pedant", and give a hypothetical thumbs down to this, as their catchphrase was good night, not goodbye. I know... and I'm very sorry. TimRam and Stive Pesley 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Premier ram, Comrade 86 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Comrade 86, EtoileSportiveDeDerby, uttoxram75 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Went to see my Grandad in hospital yesterday, They've covered his back in lard...he's going downhill fast Elwood P Dowd, Bob The Badger, TimRam and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted January 21 Author Share Posted January 21 John Lennon's parents must have been seriously weird. I mean, who names their child after an airport? GB SPORTS and Wolfie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 TimRam, Ken Tram and Mucker1884 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Steve How Hard?, GB SPORTS, RoyMac5 and 4 others 2 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eargasm Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Peter Crouch and Wayne Rooney at a England training camp in 2006 ! 😁 Steve How Hard?, Ramslad1992, Premier ram and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 When David implements the new "graphic view" on my ignore list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 18/01/2024 at 17:52, Mucker1884 said: I'm gonna don the tightest "bonnét de pedant", and give a hypothetical thumbs down to this, as their catchphrase was good night, not goodbye. I know... and I'm very sorry. Agree, and should be Barker’s and Corbett’s. And should have been a full stop after £5 and a new sentence starting My. There’s nothing like spoiling a good joke 🤭 Mucker1884 and Ken Tram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 (edited) On 18/01/2024 at 14:06, TimRam said: I went to a midnight auction with a friend, because we couldn't sleep, and I bought Ronnie Barker's duvet for £5. My mate then bought Ronnie Corbett's for £3, so it was a good night for me and a good night for him. Edited January 22 by BaaLocks TimRam and Ken Tram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett setting up their chess board...it's a good knight from me, And a good knight for him. angieram, TimRam, Ken Tram and 2 others 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Stive Pesley, I know nothing, Ken Tram and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 United States of America: You drive for four hours. You are still in the same part of the country. United Kingdom: You drive for two hours. The local accent has changed three times. Bread rolls have a new name. angieram, Ramrob, Stive Pesley and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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