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On 16/03/2024 at 11:40, Carl Sagan said:

Wonderful! They filmed the Cosmos scene where he says this in my college. And in about three weeks I shall actually be sitting in his office in Cornell - perhaps I should bring an apple pie for the current incumbent?

I’ve often wondered about the apple pie statement, if, after inventing the universe, would you also have to somehow reinstate your desire for apple pie.

a complicated problem 😂😂😂

 

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1 hour ago, Elwood P Dowd said:

I’ve often wondered about the apple pie statement, if, after inventing the universe, would you also have to somehow reinstate your desire for apple pie.

a complicated problem 😂😂😂

I confess I have never seen that as a requirement, so have circumvented any complicated problems. Meanwhile:

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re horrified by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mother says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mum!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

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