Stive Pesley Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Comrade 86, Premier ram and Highgate 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 David Graham Brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted December 17, 2023 Author Share Posted December 17, 2023 Ken Tram, I know nothing, Tamworthram and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maydrakin Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 A guy phoned his boss and says “I can’t come in to work today, because I’m sick”. His boss says “OK, how sick are you?” The guys responds “Well, I’m currently spooning my Nan” Ken Tram, David Graham Brown, GB SPORTS and 9 others 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 A man has been arrested for throwing a bottle of Domestos over a vicar. He was charged with a bleach of the priest! Comrade 86, Ram-Alf and Premier ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 8 hours ago, maydrakin said: A guy phoned his boss and says “I can’t come in to work today, because I’m sick”. His boss says “OK, how sick are you?” The guys responds “Well, I’m currently spooning my Nan” That's not sick - totally normal in Nottingham David Graham Brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Ken Tram, David Graham Brown, cstand and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 cstand, Premier ram, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Who have Oxford City for in Boxing Day? https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1738508145389904078 beardyjim and GB SPORTS 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Eddie, i-Ram, Ken Tram and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Chester40, Steve How Hard?, Premier ram and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 (edited) That just screams "Christmas" to me, in so many ways. I think I'm finally in the mood! Merry Christmas everyone. 🍻 Edited December 24, 2023 by Mucker1884 Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Ken Tram and David Graham Brown 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Bob The Badger said: It may be that the two bottles of Malbec aren’t helping, but I don’t get it, hic! David Graham Brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 24/12/2023 at 17:52, Turk Thrust said: It may be that the two bottles of Malbec aren’t helping, but I don’t get it, hic! Clearly you're not married to a woman who responds with every question about what do you want for dinner with 'I don't know what do you want?' David Graham Brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 On 27/12/2023 at 08:57, Bob The Badger said: Clearly you're not married to a woman who responds with every question about what do you want for dinner with 'I don't know what do you want?' Ah with a clear head I get it, and yes I am and yes she does Bob The Badger and David Graham Brown 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted December 28, 2023 Author Share Posted December 28, 2023 David Graham Brown and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 4 hours ago, admira said: D, As I live on my own I don't have as much refuse as others, So I have to look out of the window to see if it's a rubbish day or garden waste or recycle day. This made me giggle https://news.sky.com/story/blackpool-tower-on-fire-13038705 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted December 31, 2023 Author Share Posted December 31, 2023 1 Everyone in my village wears jumpers that are two sizes too small......in fact, we're a very tight knit community 2 I filled Grandad's inhaler with Nitrous Oxide before he went to the Nat West this morning ........He was laughing all the way to the bank. 3 I got scammed by a Nigerian prince yesterday............his version of 'Purple Rain' was dreadful. 4 I don't get out very often these days......probably cos my cricket bat is 3 foot wide. 5 I was really surprised by the quality of the intricate tattoo I got in Madrid......No one expects the Spanish ink precision. 6 My wife has joined a self-help group for people who talk way too much........ It’s called ‘On & On Anon’. 7 I bought a car from the dwarf at my local athletics club ........ Great little runner. 8 Welcome to 'Owning up to Flatulence Club',But I warn you, it's not for the 'ain't farted'. 9 I still retain my membership of the local Constipation Club........... even though I haven't been for ages. 10 I've decided to form a Christmas choir. Anyone is welcome to join.........So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I. 11 I wanted to have a shower like Frank Sinatra........ so I faced the vinyl curtain. 12 Asked the girl in Waterstones for a book by Shakespeare." "Certainly sir, 'which one?'" she asked..............'William,' I replied. 13 At B&Q this morning my wife got a ladder in her tights...........she's an amazing shop lifter! 14 Took my grandad to one of those fish spas where little fish eat the dead skin. It took ages and cost £95.......but it was still a lot cheaper than a funeral… 15 The doctor just told me that I may have had Laryngitis for maybe about two weeks...........roughly speaking. 16 The man who invented the Speed Boat has died, his funeral is next Thursday....... followed by a large wake. 17 I just got called unsavoury........I've never been so unsalted in all my life. 18 I've been made secretary of the Time Stealing Society.......I take the minutes. 19 I never knew my father as a child.......which is hardly surprising as he was in his late twenties when I was born. 20 I'm currently slap bang wallop, in the middle of a book about sound effects. Comrade 86, Steve How Hard?, Bob The Badger and 10 others 3 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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