BaaLocks Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I tried to remember when my strange desire to pretend to be a supermarket started. Most likely when I was Lidl. ramit, Alph and Premier ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 A chap said to his wife "we need to spice up our sex life a bit, can we try the wheelbarrow position where I grab your legs and you walk around on your hands while we do it." "Ok", she replied, "as long as we don't go past me mums." Mick Brolly, Steve How Hard?, Stive Pesley and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 What's the difference between marrying Jacob Rees-Mogg and appointing Kwasi Kwarteng as Chancellor? Nothing - either way you end up with a weak pound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 Doctor: I'm very sorry to have to tell you that all of your DNA is backwards Patient: And?.... I know nothing, Comrade 86, Tamworthram and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 Steve How Hard?, Anag Ram, Alph and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 Alph, angieram and Gritstone Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Greenwood Posted September 30, 2022 Share Posted September 30, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 richinspain, i-Ram, Mick Brolly and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) I'd call it Steve Gibson as that would tick all the boxes. Edited October 3, 2022 by Bob The Badger Steve How Hard?, Comrade 86, TimRam and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Steve How Hard?, Tamworthram, Anag Ram and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 I used to work for an Indian restaurant, and they were so secretive about their recipes that I had to sign a document saying I'd not tell anyone how they make their flatbreads. It was their standard naan disclosure agreement. Animal is a Ram, Mick Brolly, Stive Pesley and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Datdo-Dishes Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 A young lad gets ready for his first date and slaps a load of aftershave on. He meets his girlfriend and is very excited. She asks, "you smell nice, what have you got on"? He replies, "a hard, but I didn't know you could smell it". Wolfie, Steve How Hard? and GB SPORTS 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 A man is in intensive care with injuries sustained playing tag. The doctors say it’s touch and go. uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 (edited) I’ve been to see a psychiatrist about my fixation with camping. He told me to relax as I was two tents. Edited October 14, 2022 by Grumpy Git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng struggled to get a seat for the flight home from New York as no one wanted him anywhere near Business or Economy. Premier ram, admira, sheeponacid and 5 others 2 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 13 hours ago, Grumpy Git said: I’ve been to see a psychiatrist about my fixation with camping. He told me to relax as I was two tents. i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 Just having a clear out at home and have some Sooty and Sweep puppets that I don't need anymore. I don't want anything for them, I just want them taking off my hands. Miggins, Reggie Greenwood, Premier ram and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 EtoileSportiveDeDerby, uttoxram75, Comrade 86 and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 EtoileSportiveDeDerby and Miggins 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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