Bob The Badger Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 A Dalmatian - not sure if it's entirely faithful to the idea doing this but I'm a rebel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 I think we need to wait for @sage to start a dedicated thread or this could clog up this one too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Comrade 86, Gee SCREAMER !!, I know nothing and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 When my wife left me, she took all my Kevin Bacon DVDs and all my small French cakes........well, at least I'm now Footloose and Fancy free. Ram-Alf, RoyMac5, Ramrob and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 BucksRam, Premier ram, Ram-Alf and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 The Son is driving his Policeman Father to work, While driving down the road the Son almost runs a load of monkeys over, Son and Father manage to get all the monkeys in the car, Father says...take them to the Zoo, A couple of hours later the Son is driving down the road and his Father sees him, Stops him and Shouts...I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THOSE MONKEYS TO THE ZOO, I did says the Son, Now I'm taking them Bowling. Miggins and Premier ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 sheeponacid and GB SPORTS 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it JoetheRam, I know nothing, Alph and 10 others 4 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 I saw my mate yesterday, Again he's wearing some of the most colourful T shirts I'd ever seen, So I asked him...where do you get them from, Peru he said, PERU?, Yes I catch a flight from Heathrow, Taxi from Peru airport to the camel stables where I hire a camel, Trek for 2 days, Leave the Camel at the gorge, Walk across the rickety bridge, Climb a long and winding road until at the top of the hill, At the top of the hill is an old cabin, I go into the cabin and there's the man, He gets them for me from the internet. admira, I know nothing and Miggins 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 18 hours ago, Unlucky Alf said: I saw my mate yesterday, Again he's wearing some of the most colourful T shirts I'd ever seen, So I asked him...where do you get them from, Peru he said, PERU?, Yes I catch a flight from Heathrow, Taxi from Peru airport to the camel stables where I hire a camel, Trek for 2 days, Leave the Camel at the gorge, Walk across the rickety bridge, Climb a long and winding road until at the top of the hill, At the top of the hill is an old cabin, I go into the cabin and there's the man, He gets them for me from the internet. Ram-Alf and GboroRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said: When I heard it 40 years ago...it got me, What's the Internet I asked ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted September 24, 2022 Author Share Posted September 24, 2022 Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are sitting in a pub with their mates. Snow White says, "There's no doubt about it, I'm the fairest in the land." Tom thumb says, "There's no doubt about it, I'm the smallest in the land." Quasimodo says, "There's no doubt about it, I'm the ugliest in the land." Their mates tell them to prove it by going to the magic all-knowing mirror, and the three head off. A few minutes later, the door of the pub bursts open and Snow White runs in and says, "It's official...I'm the fairest in the land!" Shortly afterwards, the door again bursts open and Tom Thumb runs in and shouts, "It's official...I'm the smallest in the land!" Five minutes later, the door gets kicked in and Quasimodo storms in and bellows, "Who the feck is Steve Cooper? I know nuffin, Mick Brolly, Grumpy Git and 13 others 2 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premier ram Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 19 hours ago, Unlucky Alf said: I saw my mate yesterday, Again he's wearing some of the most colourful T shirts I'd ever seen, So I asked him...where do you get them from, Peru he said, PERU?, Yes I catch a flight from Heathrow, Taxi from Peru airport to the camel stables where I hire a camel, Trek for 2 days, Leave the Camel at the gorge, Walk across the rickety bridge, Climb a long and winding road until at the top of the hill, At the top of the hill is an old cabin, I go into the cabin and there's the man, He gets them for me from the internet. Ram-Alf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 23 hours ago, Unlucky Alf said: I saw my mate yesterday, Again he's wearing some of the most colourful T shirts I'd ever seen, So I asked him...where do you get them from, Peru he said, PERU?, Yes I catch a flight from Heathrow, Taxi from Peru airport to the camel stables where I hire a camel, Trek for 2 days, Leave the Camel at the gorge, Walk across the rickety bridge, Climb a long and winding road until at the top of the hill, At the top of the hill is an old cabin, I go into the cabin and there's the man, He gets them for me from the internet. Ba. Dum. oh... Steve How Hard? and Comrade 86 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 RoyMac5, I know nothing, Reggie Greenwood and 4 others 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted September 25, 2022 Author Share Posted September 25, 2022 The_Sheriff, Ram-Alf, Steve How Hard? and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 Stive Pesley, i-Ram, Tamworthram and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 The value of the pound has fallen so much overnight that the rapper "50 Cent" is thinking of changing his name to "Quid". admira and GboroRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 3 hours ago, BaaLocks said: The value of the pound has fallen so much overnight that the rapper "50 Cent" is thinking of changing his name to "Quid". Everything’s going in the wrong direction. I went to the shop today for my usual 4 cans of chilled cola, and the shop keeper told me I only had enough money for a warm Tupac and an Ice Cube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott129 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 My son is four years old and has recently been learning Spanish. He's really good but just can't quite seem to grasp the word for 'please'. Which I think is poor for four. angieram, I know nothing, Steve How Hard? and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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