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Has all the hallmarks of a 3 manager season this.

If they dont get a new manager bounce how long will the owner hold his bottle for.

A couple of wins here and there and safe in mid table with a possible late season push. Will that be good enough?

What if their current form continues? Only the odd win in 4 or 5? Gone by xmas.

Sounds silly to say it, but for the more sensible forest fans I do feel a bit sorry for them.

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Description of Role:

A dynamic, rule concious, self motivated team player with delusions of grandure that mirror that of the forest family that no longer grace the faded pink seats of the city ground, the role will involve many touch choices and expecations which have little to do reality as you take on the challenge of returning Notts Forest FC to their rightful place in the football league.

The ideal applicant will have a proven track record of mediocrity, little chance of a more respectable offer being made to them, the ability to assess the squad for strenghts and oportunities and ensure they remain safely unused and no future plans for a career in football managment after leaving. Strong personal relationship with the owner will be neccessary, providing him with names, address and worst fears of all loved ones will be required.

Desirable, but not essential qualifications include: Failed at better club than forest, failed at club of equivilent standing to forest, previous employment history with the club in managerial, playing, catering, cleaning, retail or admin capacity (the "Forest Legend" factor), ability to use the club's pressure washer for Kenny Burns' 6 monthly between the folds washdown.

Pervious applicants named Billy Davies need not apply.

 

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