JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta

Made it to Pride Park for this one and I loved it. Two teams playing good football, really enjoyed it.

Bloke shopping in Selfridges with a lackey carrying all of his bags. He was directing the lad around to the rails to pick stuff up for him while he wafted around the place like a dense cloud of guff.

Craig 'The Engine' Bryson.

Might be like that this season. Lampard is still learning.

Meh. Early days yet. The league looks wide open thus far, nobody seems able to set the pace.

Oh do duck off QPR.

Good test for Marriot. I hope he does well!

Bang on.

I love Craig Bryson. That is all.

Someone will have to go bust and get docked points to beat it.

Football can eat a bag of dicks today.

Not according to the BBC stats.

Karankaball

Well at least when things don't go our way the gumps always step in to cheer us up.

Boro concede and I am now getting nothing. Booooooooo.