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Ipswich away, I think under Billy Davies. Close to the away fans, someone in their crowd revealed their were wearing a Forest shirt early on, thinking he was the king of the world.

"You fat bstard" was chanted at him for a while. Then the stakes were raised with "You're gonna have a fking heart attack".

The woman he was with started to get a bit upset then, he started looking a bit fed up, then the stewards came and escorted him off somewhere, the fool's smug smile wiped of his face.

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After an opposition player missed a sitter or made a mistake it was hard to beat a good chorus of…..

You're not very gooood, you’re not very gooood, you’re not very, you’re not very, you’re not very good. 💩 at the end of each line optional 😆.
 

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One relegation season, oppo fans singing "going down, going down, going down" swiftly replied to with "so are we....."

Fans of a certain age will remember "Leeds reserves were better"

He's here, he's there, he's asked us not to swear, John O'Hare, John O'Hare

Blackpool away, their lot started "jump around if you're staying up" which was very quickly taken over by 4000 Rams voices "jump around if you're going down"

THAT season "Let's pretend we scored a goal"

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2 hours ago, angieram said:

I liked the retort to Chelsea fans when they sang "We pay your benefits" and South Stand retorted "We build your aeroplanes".

If that was an original, it was very funny! 

Think we sang "Stamford Bridge is falling down" to the tune of "London bridge" when we played them in the cup a few seasons ago at their place.

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We are derby, Super Derby... sang at the original Rod Stewart 45rpm pace, not the full bore 78rpm version we have today!  👀

Who's up Mary Brown.  👀👀

When the red, red robin goes bob, bob, bobbin' along... shoot the b45t4rd!

On top of the Trent End, where nobody goes...

 

Derby boys, we are here, whoa-o, whoa-o 
Derby boys, we are here, whoa-o, whoa-o 
Derby boys, we are here,
Sh*g your women and drink your beer
whoa-o, whoa-o-o, whoa-o

 

We're all, on the piss again,
We're all, on the piss again,
We're all, on the piss again, one banana, one banana, one banana, one banana...

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