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Mystery Announcement? Friday 05/04/24 08:20am


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EFL statment:

" After vigorous investigation, a crack team of EFL sleuths have uncovered facts regarding Quantuma. We have discovered that rather than being a highly professional and impartial company of financial wizards, they were in fact, a fly-by-night bunch of chancers run by some Nottinghamshire bloke in a dress called Dawn, and a mysterious curly haired man, believed to operate from a bunker in Northern England.

We, the EFL, can only offer our most profound apologies to the good people of Derbyshire, and hope that the return of points and a promise of favourable referees will, in some small way, alieviate any distress caused."

Statment ends.

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A successful local business man is buying a majority share in the club the man called Melvin Morris stressed he is in no way connected to the former Melvyn Morris.

He lives on Sandbanks and is close friend of Harry Redknapp but is certainly not the former owner.

A spokesman for the EFL says he passed the owners test no problem simarly to a Mr Kirchner who EFL chairman Rick Parry described has thoroughly nice chap.

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