Grimbeard

As things stand, still having a viable, fuctioning club would be worthy of a street party, complete with flanges, scraves, and balions.

YAY! Can I tek over from Rammie?

Who, me and thee? Fame at last.

The original one in East street I like, but judging by the photo's, the rest are horrible. Anyone know where the bronze ram from the old Main Centre ended up?

Just before the Netherlands/Austria kick off, the commentator said that UEFA were monitoring the BBC's output due to something said by Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Anyone know what that's all about? Or did I imagine it?

Er, are you entirely sure that you meant to say that?

To continue... Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung zero That moves away your trust.... Some people have a fortune Others earn a mint But Eric doesn't have much In fact he's flippin' skint

Won't happen, even if we do sign him, he's bound to rupture his ACL (automatic critical lubrication) unit 4 games in.

Or Chorlton and the Wheelies.

Sod it, go for broke. Wonder if Iron Maiden fancy a laugh?

Cliff Richard, Sandy Shaw, Lulu, Engelbert Humperdink and that's just the UK ones.

🖐️Hello, you called?

1 Ukraine 2 Iceland 3 Finland The German thing is the worst thing to ever come from Germany.

Match of the Day when they thought it's purpose was to show games of footy, rather than being a vehicle for Gary and his mates to bore the nation into bed.