New Laws

[sage]

If you were on charge of the country gor a day and could make one law  (or scrap one existing one) what would it be?

Any law you make stays in place 

[Steve How Hard?]

Scrap the EFL. 

[Coneheadjohn]

I would make a law that there couldn’t be any new laws unless it was going to be enforced.

If that makes any sense?

[EtoileSportiveDeDerby]

support your local club, If you live in a town with a football club. No matter, how bad, poor, unsuccessful they are, they matter and are at the center of the community. If you support PL clubs instead, council tax goes up, Sky subscription,  is paid directly to local club. 

[Mucker1884]

Instant ban on gold stars.
Badges, shirt enhancements, reference to, memories of, and smugness about.

Any gold star shenanigans, and your memory is to be wiped clean, along with one of your spare digits being forcefully removed by a very blunt blood relative.

 

#bitternotjealous

[Tamworthram]

Dashcams should installed into all new cars. It would certainly help with insurance and accident investigations and reduce fraudulent insurance claims. The extra cost would be insignificant.

[Mucker1884]

2 minutes ago, Tamworthram said:

Dashcams should installed into all new cars. It would certainly help with insurance and accident investigations and reduce fraudulent insurance claims. The extra cost would be insignificant.

Agreed.
Fixed cameras all over new cars nowadays!
How/why they don't include any form of recording/downloading/play back options within the plethora of "optional extras" when spec'ing up a new car is something that surprises me tremendously.

[Chester40]

45 minutes ago, Tamworthram said:

Dashcams should installed into all new cars. It would certainly help with insurance and accident investigations and reduce fraudulent insurance claims. The extra cost would be insignificant.

Are we talking about pointing outwards..cos otherwise though long drives with the missus are going to be much more drab.. 

Very Black Mirror this isn't it...no good will come of it! 

[i-Ram]

9 hours ago, sage said:

If you were on charge of the country gor a day and could make one law  (or scrap one existing one) what would it be?

Lock up for 5 years anyone who cannot construct a simple sentence without making a couple of spelling mistakes. Get the illiterate off the streets I say.

[sage]

33 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

Lock up for 5 years anyone who cannot construct a simple sentence without making a couple of spelling mistakes. Get the illiterate off the streets I say.

I would ban people typing late at night when they can only find their old prescription reading glasses 

[Eddie]

Cricket balls to be white for all forms of the game.

I can't see the red one when a fast bowler is operating and I'm sitting at the square leg boundary.

[i-Ram]

7 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Cricket balls to be white for all forms of the game.

I can't see the red one when a fast bowler is operating and I'm sitting at the square leg boundary.

Put your seat at silly mid off. Keep cricket balls red!

[Wolfie]

Scrap the law against overtaking on the inside on motorways but keep lorries in lanes 1&2
 

Middle lane hoggers are bad enough but on the 4 lane section of the M1 the other day around J30-28, the number of stupid people hogging the 3rd lane of 4 was ridiculous, with nothing on their inside & traffic was backing up in lane 4 to get past them. 
 

I went in lane 1 and overtook on the inside each time. Yes I drive a BMW. 

[maxjam]

2 hours ago, i-Ram said:

Lock up for 5 years anyone who cannot construct a simple sentence without making a couple of spelling mistakes. Get the illiterate off the streets I say.

Do typo's count?  If so, I'm screwed ?

[i-Ram]

11 minutes ago, maxjam said:

Do typo's count?  If so, I'm screwed ?

5 years with 2 suspended for those who cannot be bothered to check their work for errors before submission.

[maxjam]

7 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

5 years with 2 suspended for those who cannot be bothered to check their work for errors before submission.

Thats what the 'edit' button is for ?

[MuespachRam]

Anyone that lives less than 10 miles from where they work are not allowed to use a car to get to work. 

Cyclists have the right of way on all roads always. 
 

actually, screw It I would just ban cars altogether. 

[Cisse]

Pulling opponents shirt in football field would mean six months jail time.

[JoetheRam]

Make it illegal to let off fireworks within 50 miles of another living being.

 

[Mostyn6]

12 hours ago, sage said:

If you were on charge of the country gor a day and could make one law  (or scrap one existing one) what would it be?

Any law you make stays in place 

Death penalty for crimes against PETS. Whether it be people who hurt them or those that steal other people’s, those responsible should be subjected to painful death. 
 

As a backup law change, I’d ban the use of chemicals in the brewing of lager and ensure all lagers/beers are brewed naturally.