Angry Ram Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Hang smokers. Chester40, MuespachRam, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Angry Ram said: Hang smokers. A little harsh but I'll second it if it includes those that vape. People that vape are more anti-social than smokers. Steve How Hard?, Angry Ram and Chester40 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 45 minutes ago, 1of4 said: A little harsh but I'll second it if it includes those that vape. People that vape are more anti-social than smokers. First time I went past a car of someone who was vaping, (a few years ago now), I thought the airbag had gone off! My new law: Any taxi driver that needs a satnav to get to Manchester Airport should be castrated. Chester40 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Anyone wearing gloves whilst driving - 6 months Anyone wearing a mask whilst driving alone - Life Anyone driving in the middle lane - 10 years Half n half scarves over 10 years old- Castration Too harsh? i-Ram, Steve How Hard? and I know nothing 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 58 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Anyone wearing gloves whilst driving - 6 months Anyone wearing a mask whilst driving alone - Life Anyone driving in the middle lane - 10 years Half n half scarves over 10 years old- Castration Too harsh? Luckily my half n half scarf is only 9 years old. I'll throw it away now in case I forget later. Angry Ram, Steve How Hard?, ThePrisoner and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 20 hours ago, Grumpy Git said: My new law: Any taxi driver that needs a satnav to get to Manchester Airport should be castrated. So sorry to hear you missed your flight, Buddy. Shame it took them 3 hours to clear up all that debris up ahead of you, before getting one of the lanes re-opened. So glad my taxi driver used his live traffic sat nav, that diverted him straight to the airport, well away from said carnage. Hasta luegoooooooooooooooo... sucker! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Angry Ram said: Anyone wearing gloves whilst driving - 6 months Anyone wearing a mask whilst driving alone - Life Anyone driving in the middle lane - 10 years Half n half scarves over 10 years old- Castration Too harsh? Soft by location. Soft by nature! Toughen up, fella! ? Angry Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: So sorry to hear you missed your flight, Buddy. Shame it took them 3 hours to clear up all that debris up ahead of you, before getting one of the lanes re-opened. So glad my taxi driver used his live traffic sat nav, that diverted him straight to the airport, well away from said carnage. Hasta luegoooooooooooooooo... sucker! ? WTF are you on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Grumpy Git said: WTF are you on about? Sat Navs... Live Traffic... Will update en-route, and divert you if the preferred route is blocked and/or heavy enough to delay you. Sat Navs... Live Traffic... Constantly updating to take you the fastest route possible, at any given time. Sat Navs... Live Traffic... Not perfect by any means... But better than "Don't worry, Guvnor, I know the way like the back of my hand...". Sat Navs... More than just a map, nowadays! Tamworthram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 19 minutes ago, Grumpy Git said: WTF are you on about? 13 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Sat Navs... Live Traffic... Will update en-route, and divert you if the preferred route is blocked and/or heavy enough to delay you. Sat Navs... Live Traffic... Constantly updating to take you the fastest route possible, at any given time. Sat Navs... Live Traffic... Not perfect by any means... But better than "Don't worry, Guvnor, I know the way like the back of my hand...". Sat Navs... More than just a map, nowadays! I drove to the same workplace for six years but used Waze daily cos it knew if the M1 was closed! I knew the way! In fact, I knew a variety of ways! Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 On 14/08/2021 at 15:02, Angry Ram said: Hang smokers. And drown anyone that vapes. JoetheRam and Angry Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: Sat Navs... Live Traffic... Will update en-route, and divert you if the preferred route is blocked and/or heavy enough to delay you. Sat Navs... Live Traffic... Constantly updating to take you the fastest route possible, at any given time. Sat Navs... Live Traffic... Not perfect by any means... But better than "Don't worry, Guvnor, I know the way like the back of my hand...". Sat Navs... More than just a map, nowadays! I'm talking about a 35 minute journey at 3.00 a.m. when the only other traffic is either the milkman or a burglar. Their inability to be to give you a receipt that doesn't look like a dog-chewn fag packet also pisses me off. i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Grumpy Git said: I'm talking about a 35 minute journey at 3.00 a.m. when the only other traffic is either the milkman or a burglar. “Any taxi driver that needs a satnav to get to Manchester Airport…” Oh yeah. I can see it now. How I missed the clues in the first post, I’ll never know! Feel a bit daft now! ? Tamworthram and i-Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 On 14/08/2021 at 13:36, Mostyn6 said: I’d ban the use of chemicals in the brewing of lager and ensure all lagers/beers are brewed naturally You're lucky my lad isn't on this forum. He's a brewer and whenever I say that a beer tastes of chemicals, he smugly points out that water is a chemical - it has a chemical formula of H20 etc etc So we have to clarify "synthetic chemicals" - and then give him a dead arm for being annoying ? Mostyn6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 23 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Anyone wearing gloves whilst driving - 6 months Anyone wearing a mask whilst driving alone - Life Anyone driving in the middle lane - 10 years Half n half scarves over 10 years old- Castration Too harsh? Life for the driver wearing a mask is a bit harsh, especially as the people who did the bank robbery will only get 10 years reduced to 5 with good behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 1 hour ago, 1of4 said: Life for the driver wearing a mask is a bit harsh, especially as the people who did the bank robbery will only get 10 years reduced to 5 with good behaviour. The guys doing the robbery are entrepreneurs, it’s the way forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Anyone who bought a lockdown dog should be sent (with their dogs) to Botany Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dean (hick) Saunders said: Anyone who bought a lockdown dog should be sent (with their dogs) to Botany Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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