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  1. Norman

    v Brentford (H) Match Thread

    Easy is. I am 5'8 and weigh 13 stone 8. I can deadlift over 200kg. Bit of a tank. I have stood next to him. He is small. I also have a pic of a 15 year old and a 13 year old on my phone stood next to him from after the Notts County game. I will Pm you it. Can't be arsed to blur faces etc out to put on here.
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    v Brentford (H) Match Thread

    He's small, mate. His bone structure is tiny. I have a pic of him stood next to a 15 year old kid from the Notts County game and their shoulder width is not far off each other. He has muscle, but it looks more because it is on a tiny frame with low body fat. He has more muscle, especially on his legs than most footballers, but the weight is about right.
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    Few idiots spoil the day

    This post could also go in the 'things that really annoy me' thread too. If you put on a Stone Island t-shirt and a baseball cap, or a really expensive jacket, it does neither of the following; Make you able to suddenly deadlift 200kg Make you able to fight Make you harder than the opposition fans You are still a scrawny see you next Tuesday. But in over priced clothing. You dunce.
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    v Rotherham United (A) Match Thread

    I was only joking 😂
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    v Rotherham United (A) Match Thread

    Well you've lost us the ducking game man!!!
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    Farts, where do you stand?

    I was in Lincoln about 2 months a go with the mrs. Shopping bores me, so I had a great idea. I had just eaten a huge McDonalds for lunch ( Chicken Legend meal (large) with a double cheeseburger and 20 chicken nuggets is my standard order) and I was bubbling away nicely. We ventured outside and was walking through a lot of people. I thought I would relieve some stomach pressure and embarrass her at the same time. So I lifted my leg and gave it some extra oomph for more noise. There was no noise. Instead I shat myself. The tables had turned, and the mrs was in stitches. I waddled to M and S and up the escaltor. It went on forever. Into the toilet I went to inspect the scene. It was bad, but not through to the shorts stuff. I sat back in relief and awaited my new pair of boxers from Primark via the mrs. Sometimes farting is bad.
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    What am I going to read on my lunchtimes now? Are you saying I have to venture into Rams Talk? Who wants to post various different names using stupid layouts? Only joking. I think it's a great idea.
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    My son's new chant...

    Imagine the South stand sound singing Time to go doo doo do do do do Time to go doo doo do do do do To the away fans. Our atmosphere will be feared with this song.
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    Hull (A) Carabao Cup Match Thread

    As someone who likes to have a pop at Bradley on here.....I hope he has a good game in a position he must prefer. The position, for me, is there to be taken off of Bryson.
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    What's happening with George Thorne?

    Don't let it. Hugely misleading when compared to other teams.
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    Fans - Palace vs Liverpool

    First season under Nigel we definitely did.
  12. Prutton speaks too fast, so I don't like him. I do enjoy his bland, boring, fast-paced delivery of dramas coming up soon on Sky Atlantic with a brief description. Makes me really really want to watch them. Great salesman.
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    Bradley Johnson

    Yeah, I think last seasons stats for interceptions etc are probably abysmal across the squad. Maybe we just haven't played to his strengths. Like someone said earlier, he might actually be able to do the job Bryson is finding it hard to do.
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    Bradley Johnson

    Am I right in thinking that last seasons data just shows how poor we were at winning the ball back? I miss Hughes for his tackling lol. Oh, and thanks for putting the effort in.
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    Bradley Johnson

    Where does 81% put him in the team? I believe he was in the 70's all last season. Which is the worst part. He will probably get another game. Do you have his tackling/interception stats? I feel like him adding "steel" etc is just balls. Does it also have stats for being nutmegged in one game?

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