FindernRam Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 3 hours ago, neil62uk said: I won't make anymore jokes sincerest apologies to anyone whom took offence ? So thats how the sheep got out! neil62uk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 Just remember we have forum users of all ages. Once upon a time we allowed a lot more through, not so much any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 1 hour ago, GboroRam said: Just remember we have forum users of all ages. Once upon a time we allowed a lot more through, not so much any more. Yeah, don't wanna give the owd buggers any lewd ideas.. neil62uk and Ramslad1992 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil62uk Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 3 hours ago, FindernRam said: So thats how the sheep got out! Don't make reference about SHEEP on here it maybe interpretated as a detrimental comment about the RAMS ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil62uk Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 If you had the choice of a new GF or a NEW CAR ... would it be PETROL or DIESEL Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Great news: Got ticket for England Scotland game assuming no Covid restrictions. BIG problem supposed to be getting married that day after Covid postponement So there's a free space going if you act quick. Details: 5'4" tall, slim but curvy, excellent cook. Answers to Darling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) . Edited November 17, 2020 by TimRam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil62uk Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 My GF was so sceptical to take her car to have its M.O.T she said Neil I know I'm blonde , a bit dizzy and naive when it comes to cars , but do you think the Mechanics at the garage will exploit me I replied They shouldn't do as your car is only a year old , you've hardly driven it these passed 8 months and its still in mint condition but if they can find fault they will A hour later I get a phone call .... Neil my car failed its M.O.T I'm just paying my £1200 bill £1200 bill I bellowed down the phone ....what did it fail on She replies I DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH INDICATOR FLUID IN The_Sheriff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, neil62uk said: My GF was so sceptical to take her car to have its M.O.T she said Neil I know I'm blonde , a bit dizzy and naive when it comes to cars , but do you think the Mechanics at the garage will exploit me I replied They shouldn't do as your car is only a year old , you've hardly driven it these passed 8 months and its still in mint condition but if they can find fault they will A hour later I get a phone call .... Neil my car failed its M.O.T I'm just paying my £1200 bill £1200 bill I bellowed down the phone ....what did it fail on She replies I DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH INDICATOR FLUID IN Edited November 18, 2020 by i-Ram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Hope this makes it past the 'OK for the young 'uns' filter - though that is a tad ironic given the content. Rev, Bob The Badger, I know nothing and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil62uk Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 2 hours ago, i-Ram said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 On 08/11/2020 at 15:33, mozza said: Yeah, don't wanna give the owd buggers any lewd ideas.. I’m older than you..... Oh, I get it! Just can’t remember why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge of the sequence, Yoda was. EtoileSportiveDeDerby and Chester40 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Once seen - cannot be unseen... TimRam, Steve How Hard?, Mostyn6 and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowplay Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 The government in Egypt has instructed the Cities taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that a return to familiar city sounds will help restore peace and tranquillity following the Covid pandemic. Operation "toot n calm em" will last for one week. Steve How Hard?, i-Ram, Spanish and 4 others 2 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowplay Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Can you help? This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets in a Covid secure corporate box for the next Wales v England game Saturday 28th November. He paid £300 each but he didn’t realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It’s at Derby Registry Office at 4 pm. The bride’s name is Sarah and she’s 5ft 5”, about 9 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Alph and DesertRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Normal for Peterborough... Alph, Steve How Hard? and i-Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowplay Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Two 70-year-old men, Billy and Pete, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Pete is dying Billy visits him every day. One day Billy says, "Pete, we have both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there." Pete looks up at Billy from his death bed "Billy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.” Shortly after that, Pete sadly passes on. At midnight a couple of nights later, Billy is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him "Billy......Billy" "Who is it?”, asks Billy sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Billy - It's me, Pete." "You're not Pete... Pete just died!" "I'm telling you, it's me...... Pete" insists the voice. "Pete! Where are you?" "I'm in heaven" replies Pete "and I have some really good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Billy. "The good news," Pete says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!" That's fantastic." says Billy. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?†"You're in the team for this Saturday!” angieram, DesertRam, Mostyn6 and 7 others 2 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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