Shadowplay Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Scottish football is to start using the latest goal-line technology. Hawkeye, the new. Bwash_Ram, dabber, Steve How Hard? and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FindernRam Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Trump is releasing a new wine: Made from sour-grapes, collected from vines grown in b******t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 DesertRam, Premier ram, Anag Ram and 4 others 1 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 My family just discovered that my Dad is addicted to viagra Mum is taking it especially hard Bob The Badger, Carnero, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowplay Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger. "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?" Premier ram and Rev 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowplay Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 A man is out walking his dog when the Liverpool score comes in, 3-2 to Man Utd. The dog bares his teeth, growls & goes into a frenzied rage. A passer by see this & asks, "Jesus what does the dog do if Liverpool win?" "I don’t know," says the man. "I've only had it since Xmas!" Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Pelvis Presley Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 20 minutes ago, TimRam said: Pelvis Presley Ah good old Elvis The Pelvis His brother Enis was a big hit with the ladies... Steve How Hard? and TimRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 angieram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimmerman Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 What do you call a girl who can't draw? Tracey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 On 11/01/2021 at 11:21, Anag Ram said: How long do you think he would survive in a dual occupancy prison cell? That was funnier than his 50 year old joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Monday is the start of Diarrhoea week, runs 'till Friday! cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 When I retired I took up a new hobby: Alchemy Having limited success so far! I can turn one Golden liquid into another: Whiskey into urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Two nuns sitting on a park bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke the other one couldn't quite reach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Counselling works.... A desperate-looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off when a filthy tramp wandered by, stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?" She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bar steward!” He shrugged and turned away saying, “Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom then." She didn't jump. Ghost of Clough, rammieib, Mucker1884 and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 6 hours ago, Tyler Durden said: Two nuns sitting on a park bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke the other one couldn't quite reach. I know nothing and GboroRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 8 hours ago, FindernRam said: When I retired I took up a new hobby: Alchemy Having limited success so far! I can turn one Golden liquid into another: Whiskey into urine. You should take up beginners Origami instead. The benefits are two fold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Are socially distanced speed awareness courses on Zoom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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