GboroRam Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 A friend of mine moved up north when he decided he wanted to live as a woman. He's now got a Wigan address. Chester40, Shadowplay, I know nothing and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ramit Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Mick Brolly, EtoileSportiveDeDerby, cstand and 3 others 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chester40 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Bob The Badger and Mick Brolly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shadowplay Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Two Scotsmen go to Hell A demon approaches the devil and says "Dark lord! Two men from Glasgow in Scotland have been sent here. What should be done with them?" The devil says "Glaswegians? Their kind are normally very friendly, helpful and honest, so we do not see many such men in my dark domain... Hang them in a cage over the lake of fire for now and I shall check on them later." But when the devil flew up to the cage to check on the Scotsmen, he found them happily lounging around with their shirts off. "What is the meaning of this?" The devil cried. "You're supposed to be in torment!" The Glaswegians looked surprised "Naw" they said "it's pure quality taps aff weather here man. It's no drab an' dreek like Scotland, you know that way?" Fuming, the devil flew to the great thermostat of Hell and cranked it all the way to the top. And the next day, the temperature was so high that even the demons were sweating, the stones of hell were melting and the flames from the lake of fire were leaping higher than ever before. So the devil was surprised when he visited the Scotsmen and found that they had somehow procured plastic lawn furniture and Buckfast tonic wine. Raising a glass to the devil, one of the Scotsmen said "Hey big man! If I'd known it was so lovely an warm doon here, I'd've done a whole lot more sinning! Weather's always poo in Glasgae. Always freezin' ma nuts off, you know?" "I see." The devil replied, smiling though clenched teeth "your dismal country has given you a great love of heat. The hotter it is, the happier you are. Well, we'll see about that." So saying, he flew to the great thermostat of Hell once more, but this time, he turned it all the way down. The next day, the lake of fire was frozen solid for the first time, sinners were frozen in blocks of ice and demons huddled in corners for warmth, their teeth chattering. But when the devil visited the Scotsmen, he found them jumping for joy, tearfully cheering "Scotland! SCOTLAND!!!" The devil's jaw dropped. "What? Why? How? I burn you and you are happy! I freeze you and you celebrate! What is wrong with you?" One of Glaswegians turned back and said "Is it no feckin' obvious ye daft bastart? Hell's frozen over! Scotland's won the world cup!" angieram, FindernRam, richinspain and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Be glad when the Pubs open again! My drinking at home is getting out of hand. Last night I asked the missus for her phone number.! cstand, Steve How Hard?, Shadowplay and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 A real sportscaster from Ghana, well i hope he's real, because i am a huge fan now Favorite moment - Wolfsburg Tamworthram, angieram, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagtime Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 Mick Brolly, Bob The Badger and TimRam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ThePrisoner Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 They say the ghost of a 14 year old boy haunts the house of Krist Novoselic. There's been no sightings but it smells like teen spirit. DesertRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 (edited) . Edited January 11, 2021 by TimRam Rev, Mostyn6 and Bob The Badger 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 I know nothing, Anag Ram and Premier ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 A little known fact about Danny Welbeck: His dad Stan is a explosives demolition expert: Stan Welbeck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: How long do you think he would survive in a dual occupancy prison cell? DarkFruitsRam7, I know nothing, Rev and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 I went for my COVID jab and the doctor asked me if I had had a sudden loss of taste. I said no. I always dress like this Bob The Badger, Premier ram, ramit and 5 others 1 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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