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  1. Can you help? This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets in a Covid secure corporate box for the next Wales v England game Saturday 28th November. He paid £300 each but he didn’t realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It’s at Derby Registry Office at 4 pm. The bride’s name is Sarah and she’s 5ft 5”, about 9 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
  2. The government in Egypt has instructed the Cities taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that a return to familiar city sounds will help restore peace and tranquillity following the Covid pandemic. Operation "toot n calm em" will last for one week.
  3. Now we are allowed nine subs, surely Stretton should be at least on the bench. He’s the only goal scorer in the club with any form.
  4. That’s added a few quid to his value.
  5. Don’t get the connection between Rooney and Gregory. When have their paths ever crossed? I just can’t see those two personalities working together.
  6. I shouldn’t worry, last time we selected our manager from the pages of 442................is this month’s edition out yet?
  7. If we were looking at an ex Chelsea player to be our next manager I would go for Jody Morris. Can’t believe he would leave his “dream” job though.
  8. I don’t understand the calls for Wassall. Don’t get me wrong he does a cracking job with the academy and that is his strength. I think we have short memories he was out of his depth when he has taken charge previously. I remember Shackell quite openly questioning his decisions on the pitch, and McClaren having to intervene at half time. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/24360853
  9. I don’t believe any of the figures being quoted. I suspect his personal wealth is substantially less than being quoted in the various media.
  10. The only thing I take seriously in the Mail newspaper nowadays is Fish and Chips. And even that I take with a pinch of salt.
  11. I remember him having an altercation with Cantona. Igor walked up to him and folded down his collar. Really wound Cantona up.
  12. Bill is sitting in a pub and pulls out a tiny piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully. The fella on the next bar stool, Joe, says, 'That's amazing, where did you get him?' Bill says 'Well I got this magic lamp with a genie inside. He granted me one wish.' 'That's great, could I use it?' Bill agrees and hands him the lamp. Joe rubs it and out pops a genie who offers him anything he wants. He says, 'I want a million bucks' Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks. Joe exclaims 'Hey, I asked
  13. Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . . POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature!" "Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?" "Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter
  14. A thorough description of how men and women are very different. (Obviously from a woman’s perspective). Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another service station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
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