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  1. I thought sebagabo was one that Man U had poached?
  2. A man is out walking his dog when the Liverpool score comes in, 3-2 to Man Utd. The dog bares his teeth, growls & goes into a frenzied rage. A passer by see this & asks, "Jesus what does the dog do if Liverpool win?" "I don’t know," says the man. "I've only had it since Xmas!"
  3. A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger. "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a
  4. Scottish football is to start using the latest goal-line technology. Hawkeye, the new.
  5. Two Scotsmen go to Hell A demon approaches the devil and says "Dark lord! Two men from Glasgow in Scotland have been sent here. What should be done with them?" The devil says "Glaswegians? Their kind are normally very friendly, helpful and honest, so we do not see many such men in my dark domain... Hang them in a cage over the lake of fire for now and I shall check on them later." But when the devil flew up to the cage to check on the Scotsmen, he found them happily lounging around with their shirts off. "What is the meaning of this?" The devil cried. "You're supposed to be in torment!
  6. An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
  7. My neighbour spent all day yesterday laying out turf in his front garden. Then last night someone stole it. He’s back out there now, looking forlorn.
  8. My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music... I said, "Didja redo it?"
  9. 'You have no idea what's in that vaccine' .....said Donna, who buys 40 burgers for £2 from Farmfoods.
  10. I see in the latest RamsTV training video Kaide Gordon is already training with the first team.
  11. Ebosele back in training? Great news if it is!!!!
  12. I hope you are right. I’ve not seen anyone at that age with that balance and vision at Derby before.
  13. Based on last nights performance, probably only a year away from the first team squad.
  14. Its a little known fact that footballer Danny Wellbeck's father Stan used to be a bomb disposal expert.
  15. Two 70-year-old men, Billy and Pete, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Pete is dying Billy visits him every day. One day Billy says, "Pete, we have both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there." Pete looks up at Billy from his death bed "Billy, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.” Shortly after that, Pete sadly passes on. At midnight a cou
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